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Too soon?
So Fidel Castro dies, and finds himself at the gates of Heaven. Thinking there must be some mistake, he is shocked when he is let in.
He's taken to see God who is sitting at a huge laden banquet table. All the best foods are spread out with coffee, fine wines, and the best Cuban cigars ever made. God gestures to Castro to have a seat.
Castro is baffled. "I shouldn't be here," he said. "I don't even believe in you."
God laughs and says, "Yeah, I know. I really let you in just to piss off the Republicans."
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That's the punchline, right?
