I'm sitting here waiting for my new mutant superpower to kick in. I hope it's a good one.

[hunter]

I just ate a bag of Jalapeno potato chips. Some small print on the label says, "Produced with Genetic Engineering."

Does anyone know which superpowers I'm most likely to acquire?

Don't hold back. I never go out on the internet without protection.

[Generic Brad]

1. Obviously it will be super vision

Just think of all the eyes on a potato. That could easily be your future.

[hunter]

3. I like that one.

[Orrex]

9. I agree--hunter needs a lot of supervision

[Fla Dem]

2. I'm thinking Flame Breath.

[hunter]

4. Or my luck, the other end...

[Baitball Blogger]

11. .

[NNadir]

5. You'll be able to see through...

...Republicans.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

6. Because of the jalapenos,

I would expect something flaming gas related.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Dude, science doesn't work like that.

You need to eat the chips while getting struck by lightning and bitten by your spirit animal, all at the same time.

Don't schools teach basic biology anymore?

[baldguy]

8. For the last time: being able to scarf down an entire bag of potato chips is not a super power.