*** wipes the dust off her staple gun and posts today's DU Lounge lunch specials ***

[LynneSin]

I haven't done this in awhile and we all need a good laugh. I suspect somewhere in China/Japan they have a website of badly translated English to Chinese/Japanese where it shows all the bad tattoos on Americans where they think the symbol says 'Peace & Tranquility" but instead says 'Fish Sauce and Chow Mein'

We have re-opened the DU Lounge Cafeteria under a new name:


We have 3 tasty dishes for our lunch time specials






And a great happy hour special:


And live entertainment:


For you smokers:




Please show some respect when using the restrooms. There is a proper way to use those toilets



If you have any valuables we have a place to keep them while you dine


And for those of you a-holes who use our parking lot when not dining at the DU Lounge - this sign is for you!

[LonePirate]

1. Thank you for the new lunch specials and rules. That third toilet usage image is very important!

[PoliticAverse]

2. I prefer the takeout laptop seal meat. n/t

[LynneSin]

6. Sorry the seals we have are living on my desktop

the laptop ones got a bit mealy from lack of space on the laptop.

[OriginalGeek]

3. If you aren't fried after that

you weren't doing it right.

[geardaddy]

4. So are you actually getting an anus replacement? Not a hip replacement?

[geardaddy]

5. I want to order the "Fuck the" and the "pull out the then"

[LynneSin]

7. You want the Donald Trump special then

[geardaddy]

8. ...

Yes indeed.

[surrealAmerican]

9. It would appear that some people ...

... can't tell whether it's a toilet or a pommel horse, hence the need for that signage.

Thanks for the post. I've missed your staple gun.