People at work are always naming food

[Kennah]

Today for lunch I had a sandwich named Bob, a salad named Mary, a slice of cake named Jim, and washed it all down with a Coke named Ty.

[shenmue]

1. Okay

[pinboy3niner]

2. Nobody ever stole my food at work

I named it 'Salmonella.'

[NanceGreggs]

3. I went to HS with Sal.

The Monella family never got over their undeserved association with projectile vomiting.

[SCantiGOP]

6. I had a classmate whose last name was Mellon

He told people he had a twin brother named Walter (just say it out loud )

[rurallib]

4. Do they have a Trump? Bolognie with a teeny pickle

[cleveramerican]

5. crap for breakrast