If I had a helicopter

[Bucky]

If I had a helicopter, I wouldn't fly it over the city. I would fly it through the city, flying up and down the city blocks between the tall buildings. I would come in low through the city parks, buzzing the playgrounds and using my windsheer to bust up romantic picnics. I'd find the dirtiest empty lots to land in just so I could toss all that dust and trash into the streets. Man, I'd be an awesome menace. And I'd be able to rake up the leaves from my yard like in no time flat. Damn, I wish I had a helicopter.

[pinboy3niner]

1. For now you'll have to be satisfied with driving through mud puddles...

...to spash unsuspecting pedestrians.

If you had a helicopter, I'd shoot you down.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You'd have an awesome time

until the FAA revoked your pilot's license.

[Orrex]

10. DAMN THIS NANNY STATE OF OURS!

[Angry Dragon]

3. Trump promises one for every McMansion

after his new tax takes effect

[Nac Mac Feegle]

4. If I had a rocket launcher

I'd make somebody pay.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. If I had a mega-yacht with a helipad, I'd let you land there.

[yuiyoshida]

6. Lets face it, Bucky really wants

Air Wolf

If you don't, I will take it!!

[Bucky]

7. VaVOOMMM!!!!

YES!!

(although I guess I didn't realize that show had actors in it)

[Thor_MN]

12. Damn shame what drugs and alcohol did to Jan-Michael Vincent.

[jmowreader]

8. If I had a helicopter

I'd paint it flat black and fly it over Republican-infested neighborhoods.

[Major Nikon]

9. Big fun is to do practice landings over Ken Copeland's mansion at the crack of dawn

While directly over the house you throw the prop to full RPM so the tips go supersonic and create a helluva racket, then giggle uncontrollably.

http://www.airnav.com/airport/4T2

[Orrex]

11. If I had a helicopter, I'd helicopter in the morning

I'd helicopter in the evening all over this land.