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SecularMotion

(7,981 posts)
Mon Sep 5, 2016, 07:01 PM Sep 2016

Really Bad Puns

Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
A: Linoleum blownapart.

A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs. It became known as Dogless Fairbanks.

Which famous golfer loves to drink wine? Litre Vino.

Archeaologist: a person whose career lies in ruins.

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Really Bad Puns (Original Post) SecularMotion Sep 2016 OP
Even more bad puns, or The Son of Bad Puns! wyldwolf Sep 2016 #1
Take these ones home... True Dough Sep 2016 #2

wyldwolf

(43,870 posts)
1. Even more bad puns, or The Son of Bad Puns!
Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:29 PM
Sep 2016

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Don’t worry about old age; It doesn’t last.

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