Ashton Kutcher to Play Steve Jobs

[pokerfan]

This sounds like an April Fools’ joke, but Jeff Sneider of Variety insists that it is not. (“The timing of the story is unfortunate but this information is CONFIRMED,” Sneider tweeted.) So here’s how the late Apple co-founder will hit the big screen: via the grinning mug of current Two and a Half Men and former That ’70s Show star Ashton Kutcher, who will play Steve Jobs in an indie simply called Jobs.

http://www.slashfilm.com/ashton-kutcher-play-steve-jobs-jobs

[Amerigo Vespucci]

1. Makes perfect sense

Kutcher: Mega Douche.

Jobs: Visionary, Genius, Mega Douche.

One outta three ain't bad. I'll bet Kutcher is really going to nail the "Mega Douche" part...it's the role he was born to play.

[CherokeeDem]

2. Jobs is better looking...

Ashton Kutcher gives me the creeps....

[pokerfan]

3. A List of Actors We’d Rather See Play Steve Jobs Than Ashton Kutcher

Apparently, Hollywood just made the kooky decision to cast Ashton "One Third of Two and a Half Men or Just 5/6th of One Man" Kutcher as the lead in an upcoming Steve Jobs biopic. Yes, there is some resemblance between Ashton and young Steve Jobs. Yes, Ashton is a famous guy. But people, he's... Ashton Kutcher.



We can do better.

Let him do Punk'd. Let him replace mad man Charlie Sheen in an awful TV show that somehow stays on the air. Let him marry Demi Moore. Let him take awkward pictures with Bruce Willis. Let him even date Rihanna. Let him be Hollywoowoo and do all the things that Hollywood celebrities do. Just don't let him play Steve Jobs. Here's a list of actors—as in people who actually act—we'd rather see play Apple's dearly departed leader before Ashton the Kutch.

http://gizmodo.com/5898310/a-list-of-actors-wed-rather-see-play-steve-jobs-than-ashton-kutcher