Will anyone else be as happy as me when the election is over?

[NaturalHigh]

I mean, let's face it, we all know Clinton is going to win, thank God. There's no real suspense, but 90% of GD is dedicated to talking about what a dickhead Trump is, on which we're all in agreement. Even LBN is half Trump.

What happened to porn wars and Olive Garden, when we could all just have a good time arguing like hell?

[TreasonousBastard]

1. The day after the electiion I promise...

to link to a porn flick taken in an Olive Garden.

Preferably, a lesbian one.

[NaturalHigh]

2. If you would do that, I would name a pit bull TreasonousBastard in your honor.

We need a little something to liven up this joint. I love cat pics as much as the next guy, but nothing satisfies like a knockdown dragout fight over whether Spider Woman's ass on a comic cover is sexist.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. I will restart that fight by saying Spider Woman's ass was highly sexist, but...

that's what was great about it.

[NaturalHigh]

4. See now that's what's great about this place.

I didn't even know there was a Spider Woman before that epic rant thread.

BTW, I don't think it was sexist at all. If you looked through that thread, you'll recall that there was an almost identical pose of Spider Man.

See - this is much more entertaining than one more denunciation of Donald Trump. A thread that can get people going nose-to-nose discussing the political and social implications of Spider Woman's ass is much more worthy of GD, in my opinion, and a hell of a lot more fun.

[47of74]

29. Complete with pasta and...

...uh never mind.

[mackerel]

5. There was a Spider Woman? I gotta quit working, I'm missing all the good stuff.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Beat me to it. I was just going to post:

There was a Spider Woman???
And btw, dont tutch the but.

And yes, I do remember the Spider Woman butt thread.

[mackerel]

7. I missed the whole spider woman butt thread.

You prolly had some great arse comebacks on that thread too.

[pinboy3niner]

8. I don't think I got into that discussion, I just watched it

iirc, I think I let the folks who were intense about it duke it out cheek-to-cheek, so to speak.

[NaturalHigh]

9. It went on for three or four days. Fun stuff.

You'd log off and come back the next day to find yourself flamed by the opposing viewpoint. Good times.

[lunatica]

10. I'm not taking anything for granted anymore

so in my mind there's that totally impossible long shot of Trump being President because where he's sitting right this minute was utterly, completely, impossible just within the last year.

If I didn't know much history I might think it would never happen here, but, unfortunately for me, I'm somewhat cognizant of history, so I'm no longer feeling we're the greatest in the world anymore. The wool is no longer covering my eyes.

[NaturalHigh]

11. My bachelor's degree is in history, and I have a standing bet of a coke...

for anyone who doesn't think Clinton will win. Hell, I'm thinking about starting a betting pool over how many electoral votes she'll get and/or her percentage of the popular vote. She'll get a larger percentage than Obama got against Romney.

[lunatica]

12. You're much more optimistic than I am

But then, I supported Bernie and am going to vote for Hillary but not all that enthusiastically. All my life I've been a Progressive so this time it's harder than ever to not feel disappointed and a bit depressed. So, even though there will be much less enthusiasm coming from me my vote is still worth the vote of the most enthusiastic out there.

[HERVEPA]

26. If you're sure enough, Predictit.org. Legally bet on political races.

Tons of political stuff to bet on and it is legal in the U.S.
The two surest bets, though they won't pay much, is which party wins NY state and will Repubs get 370 electoral votes.
You can bet on most any race, what polls will say on a given date, and tons of other things.
Do note that they charge you 5% when you withdraw money, and 10% on any profit.
You can continually buy and sell in their markets.

[NaturalHigh]

27. Wow - I've never heard of that.

You just made this whole thing interesting again.

[HERVEPA]

28. Yep. Limit of $850 per proposition but a zillion propositions.

I did make a good sum in 2012 betting on Obama on the Irish site Intrade, which no longer exists.
That one was difficult as you had to wire money. For Predictit a credit card is just fine.

[pinboy3niner]

13. Quit hijacking, everybody! Let's get back to the main topic...

Spider Woman's ass.

[NaturalHigh]

14. I'm no good at posting pics, but maybe someone else could do the honors...

Seriously how long ago has that been now? Must be at least a year, maybe more.

[malthaussen]

15. Maybe we should update it to something fresh.

Chris Hemsworth's ass, perhaps. I understand from another venue he's the eye candy in the new version of Ghostbusters.

-- Mal

[pinboy3niner]

16. Let's not. nt

[NaturalHigh]

18. Who's Chris Hemworth?

I haven't seen the new Ghostbusters, didn't care much for the first one.

[bigwillq]

17. I will be happy

Can't stand Trump. Not a huge Hillary fan.
I'd rather have Hillary than Trump but really so over both of them right now. lol

[NaturalHigh]

19. Four more months and we can be done with it.

[Mister Twilight]

20. "we all know Clinton is going to win"

I'm with Bill Maher on this. Those words are dangerous!

[NNadir]

21. My wife gives me endless grief for nodding when my neighbors predicted a "Kerry...

...Landslide!"

[NaturalHigh]

24. I have a standing bet of a coke...

to anyone who thinks that Clinton won't be our next president. Come November I plan to have a lifetime supply of coke.

[BarbaRosa]

22. The one thing I'm not looking forward to

is that after this election the 2020 season starts.

[NaturalHigh]

23. Please, for the love of God, let's wait a few months.

[47of74]

30. Hell all of the GOP idiots will probably still show up at the Iowa State Fair this year...

So they can get people thinking about 2020 even before the 2016 election is over.

Ugh.

I avoid politicians like the plague when I go to the fair. I go there to have a good time, not listen to a bunch of self righteous GOP poopie heads get stupid.

[IrishEyes]

25. I can't wait.

I'm a political junkie during elections. I watch all of the debates and conventions. I love politics but even I have had enough. This election seems like it has been going on for years.

[clarice]

31. Yup.nt

[Initech]

32. I will be celebrating like I finished high school!

[Akoto]

33. Almost happier than words can express.

People in the real world are at each others' throats, people are on here (like I've seen for so many elections on DU now), etc etc. I'm tired of it, myself.

I catch the evening commentary on MSNBC, as well as skimming the posts a bit on DU, and then that's all I really want to hear about it.

[NaturalHigh]

34. Yeah, it's my fourth presidential election here.

The place always goes nuts.

[LeftishBrit]

35. I was just saying today...

I sometimes think I'd like to go to sleep and wake up in November with Clinton as your president (and from a selfish point of view, that might calm down or at least not further inflame our own current political nightmare).

If the unthinkable were to happen, I might prefer to sleep for 100 years, and then wake up to a new day, assuming the world even still exists by then!

[NaturalHigh]

36. Don't worry about the unthinkable happening.

Clinton by a landslide, and then maybe we can all get a little well-deserved peace from this damned election.