Pick a song & change the lyrics to reflect how you feel about Donald Trump

[red dog 1]

Last edited Tue Jul 12, 2016, 06:13 PM - Edit history (1)

To the tune of "Mr. Tambourine Man" (with apologies to Bob Dylan)


Mr. Tangerine Man


Hey Mr. Tangerine man, weave your hair for me
I'm not stupid and there is no way I'll vote for you
Hey Mr. Tangerine man, weave your hair for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come laughing at you.

I know your casino empire has returned into sand
Vanished from the land
Bankruptcies in hand
Left investors there to stand around and muttering
Your ignorance amazes me, I'm branded on my feet
All the people that I meet
Say your ancient, empty head's too dead for dreaming.

Why don't you take a trip upon your magic swirling plane
You know how to play the game
And you have no one to blame
I think that you're insane
I wait only for your boot heels to be wandering

I want you to go somewhere
I want you just to fade
Take the money that you made
Into the Trump parade
Don't cast your evil spell my way
I'll promise not to pity you

Hey Mr. Tangerine man, weave your hair for me
I'm not stupid and there is no way I'll vote for you
Hey Mr. Tangerine man, weave your hair for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come laughing at you

[SeattleVet]

1. Lily Allen...

(Just realized that there is no need to change a single line of this!!!!)


"Fuck You (Very Much)"

Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor

So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get
Do you get a little kick out of being slow-minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well that's not how you find it

Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control of it and it's really distasteful

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
Fuck you

You say, you think we need to go to war
Well you're already in one,
'Cause its people like you
That need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

[red dog 1]

3. It's perfect!

[KMOD]

2. hahahahaha

Love it!!!