O.K., Lounge, debutting a new personal perfume: "ACV" (apple cider vinegar). Double or triple uses!1
I'm smelling like a salad?!1 Is apple cider vinegar, with my Brand name being ACV, used for salads?!1 Well, my laboratory exercise started out with my applying it as a home remedy, but then recognized its *strong* potential as a high-end celebrity perfume, and now it occurs to me that it might have another dimension for people who want to smell like salads or who might need an appetizer as a motivator!1
Anyway, was casting about for a home remedy. *NOT* for *warts*. An inventor such as I would not have those. Please do not speculate. Nothing in the venereal category. A Google will yield a clue. Repeating, not so yucky as warts.
WARNING: Do not attempt to rip off this very trademarked item. I am well on my way to making a mint off of ACV and will use every penny of my harvest of pennies to prosecute the slightest infringement!1
**ON EDIT: *** for further Portentive Warning: Do *not* flatter yourselves by inferring that my exclusive ACV can be replicated via a mere Google Search!1 And, also: My legal team makes DRUMPF's look like pikers!1 In fact, I'm leaving NO CLUE at all as to whether or not DRUMPF's team might be begging to represent me/ACV or perhaps whether nor not they might be the same team!1 There is the winning strategy, never give away to the enemy what you might or might not be up to!1
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Eau nose!1!!
Courtesy of DUer trusty elf...
[font size=5]“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”[/font]
[GOWDY/inquisitor] 
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The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
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Now, willing to make peace:
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