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originalpckelly

(24,382 posts) Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:14 PM Mar 2012

Went out to buy a lotto ticket, was hit by lighting while riding a unicycle...

dressed as a duck wearing a clown outfit while carrying a leather whip with a quarters compartment in the handle.

Or at least that is more likely than you winning Megamillions.

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Went out to buy a lotto ticket, was hit by lighting while riding a unicycle... (Original Post) originalpckelly Mar 2012 OP

npr says 50x's more likely to be hit by lightening. nt seabeyond Mar 2012 #1

Yep. I got some too. cliffordu Mar 2012 #2

LOL. I'm going to name my trust "The Sperm Cell Trust" when I win. bluesbassman Mar 2012 #3

But, you weren't bitten by a shark... Wait Wut Mar 2012 #4

...while standing on a black square holding a red umbrella, singing "Singin' inthe Rain".... lastlib Mar 2012 #5

I would have won if the winning ticket came from Florida. Baitball Blogger Mar 2012 #6

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)

1. npr says 50x's more likely to be hit by lightening. nt

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:15 PM

Mar 2012

cliffordu

(30,994 posts)

2. Yep. I got some too.

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:22 PM

Mar 2012

Every day a sperm cell hits the lottery.

And trillions don't.

bluesbassman

(19,373 posts)

3. LOL. I'm going to name my trust "The Sperm Cell Trust" when I win.

Reply to cliffordu (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:50 PM

Mar 2012

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

4. But, you weren't bitten by a shark...

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Fri Mar 30, 2012, 07:53 PM

Mar 2012

...so my odds are better than yours.

lastlib

(23,237 posts)

5. ...while standing on a black square holding a red umbrella, singing "Singin' inthe Rain"....

Reply to Wait Wut (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 31, 2012, 01:25 PM

Mar 2012

Baitball Blogger

(46,715 posts)

6. I would have won if the winning ticket came from Florida.

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sat Mar 31, 2012, 01:31 PM

Mar 2012

I'm sure of it.

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