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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDon't ever bend over naked in front of your dog
I just got goosed in a very inappropriate area.
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Don't ever bend over naked in front of your dog (Original Post)
warrior1
Mar 2012
OP
Don't dance naked in front of them if there's anything dangling. Just a word to the wise.
freshwest
Mar 2012
#8
Don't bend over a mud puddle to bait a hook when there is a horse behind you.
alphafemale
Mar 2012
#9
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)1. you was assking for it
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)2. No picture?
no pic
warrior1
(12,325 posts)3. I know
but he's always under foot and I forgot he was behind me.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,719 posts)5. Why were you mooning your dog in the first place?
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)15. She was in second place according to ESPN.
warrior1
(12,325 posts)6. I was changing pants, etc.
He just smiled after he did that. The bugger.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)7. Just the dog's way of saying "hello, how are ya"
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)10. Sure is, and...
proper dog etiquette dictates a return nose up the ass of the first sniffer...
freshwest
(53,661 posts)8. Don't dance naked in front of them if there's anything dangling. Just a word to the wise.
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)9. Don't bend over a mud puddle to bait a hook when there is a horse behind you.
Horses can laugh and they look really pleased with themselves when doing so.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)11. Coulda been worse.
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As a male, I can tell ya - NEVER squat naked where thar be kitties.
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trof
(54,256 posts)12. Everyone knows dogs are very anal oriented.
He was just greeting you and checking you out.
undeterred
(34,658 posts)13. You were sending a signal and your dog was reading it.
irisblue
(32,975 posts)14. you're lucky he's out of the nippy stage....
dont do that again....you have been warned
A HERETIC I AM
(24,369 posts)16. Inappropriate from whose perspective?
Because it would seem the dog was quite fine with it.
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)17. better to bend than to kneel. / nt
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warrior1
(12,325 posts)19. Backside