Oh geez Chris Christie is sitting 20 feet from me

[LynneSin]

Does he even understand the lyrics of a Bruce Springsteen song?

[rug]

1. And his ass is still touching you.

[LynneSin]

2. Not quite but I've got a Christie security guy right behind me

Bruce us singing 'jack of all trade' and spoke about how unamerican it is to not help other people while giving the 1% a free pass. I think he knows Christie is out there.

[rug]

4. Christie's problem is he believes helping the wealthy will help ultimately help everybody.

That, and he's from New Jersey.

[dawg]

9. None of them really believe that.

At least none of the smart ones.

[siligut]

3. Christie is in the bubble

He just thinks he is rockin' out.

[pa28]

5. I've got to ask. How did they manage to . . . um . . . seat him.

In a single seat that is.

[Rosie1223]

6. You didn't notice the helicopter landing so he wouldn't have to walk from the parking lot?

[HopeHoops]

7. Hopefully you're upwind.

[lunatica]

8. Like other famous people, is he smaller in person?

LOL!

[ohiosmith]

10. What kind of question is that? You think she should follow him to the men's room?

[lunatica]

11. LOL!

He probably hasn't seen it without the help of a mirror in years.

[Wait Wut]

12. Sneeze on him.

[denbot]

13. Roll up a dollar bill longwise and take him out with a spitball..

I double dares ya'.