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http://mentalfloss.com/article/33492/6-cautionary-tales-terrified-kids-yesteryearDer Struwwelpeter, penned by German psychiatrist Heinrich Hoffmann and released in Germany in 1845, is full of tales of children misbehavingand the awful, bizarre fates they suffered for doing so. Augustus doesnt eat his soup, and so he wastes away and dies. Harriet plays with matches and sets herself on fire. But none is stranger or more terrifying than the tale of poor Conrad, also known as Suck-a-Thumb:
One day, Mamma said: "Conrad dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But mind now, Conrad, what I say,
Don't suck your thumb while I'm away.
The great tall tailor always comes
To little boys that suck their thumbs,
And ere they dream what he's about.
He takes his great sharp scissors out
And cuts their thumbs clean off, and then,
You know, they never grow again."
When Conrad sucks his thumb again, he is visited by the tailor, who chases the boy with a giant pair of scissors and cuts off both of his thumbs. Gruesomeand, if Der Struwwelpeters sales are any indication, perhaps an effective teaching tool for parents: By 1876, over 100 editions had been printed.
Was everyone in days of yore a freakin psychopath? Probably not, but yeesh!
Wounded Bear
(58,666 posts)were drastically cleaned up before being printed. If you read the original Grimm's Tales, they were, well, pretty grim.
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)When I was a little kid in the 40s, some of the Grimms Tales were still pretty raw. I wonder if some of the originals can be read online. Its morning, so I think I could read them without freaking out. Maybe.
In the article I posted, the link pertaining to Edward Gorey took me to his book The Gashley Tinies http://www.amazon.com/Gashlycrumb-Tinies-Edward-Gorey/dp/0151003084 . He lived nowadays, dying in 2011 or thereabouts. I think the book was a satirical poke at some of the awful childrens stories of yesteryear. If it wasnt, his last name (it was his real last name) certainly fit him!
Yavin4
(35,441 posts)frogmarch
(12,154 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,601 posts)Last edited Sun May 1, 2016, 01:41 AM - Edit history (2)
The long red legged scissor man
Ah, said Mom, I'd knew he'd come,
To Naughty Little Suckathumb..
The Long Red Legged Scissor Man ran into Suckathumb's bedroom. There he saw Naughty Little Suckathumb lying on his bed with Rags the Dog.
"Stick out your thumbs!" cried the Scissor Man.
"No!" shouted Naughty Little Suckathumb.
'Snip Snip went the scissors.
The Long Red Legged Scissor Man waved the scissors. Naughty Little Suckathumb reached beside his bed and replied.
"This is an AK-47 select fire riffle firing a 7.62x39 full metal jacketed round from a 30 round magazine. I have locked and loaded."
"Stick out your thumbs!" cried the Scissor Man.
"No!" shouted Naughty Little Suckathumb.
'Snip, Snip!' went the scissors.
"Stick out your thumbs!" cried the Scissor Man.
"No!" shouted Naughty Little Suckathumb.
'Snip, Snip!' went the scissors.
'Brrrrp' went the AK-47 blowing the Long Red Legged Scissor Man Base over apex. Then Suckathumb leaped up from the bed, took his K-bar and cut off the Long Red Legged Scissor Man's left ear, to verify the kill. Then he and Rags the Dog dragged the carcass to the sitting room. Naughty Little Suckathumb said.
"Here's the last shithead who criticized my habits. Does anybody else have an objection?"
He scratched Rags the Dog, sucked his thumb and went back to his bedroom.
Wolf
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)Well done, Little Suckathumb!
Well done, Wolf!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)"Shit, no wonder my grandparents were so fucked up"
frogmarch
(12,154 posts)mine, but I think back on some of the old people I knew as a kid and think I get why they were too!