Celery: Nature's Toothbrush...for your colon.

[trof]

[Solly Mack]

1. Alrighty then.

[hibbing]

2. Nice graphic n/t

[trof]

5. That's what got my attention.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

3. Ooh La la?

I prefer an apple a day myself..........

[Ron Obvious]

4. And here I was just eating the damn things...

And enjoying myself a great deal less than the fellow in the picture. If only I'd thought this one through a bit more...

[trof]

6. Brusha Brusha Brusha...

Are you old enough to remember that Ipana toothpaste jingle?

[Ron Obvious]

8. Maybe just about...

But I only moved to the US in 1980, and I don't recall seeing it before.

[trof]

9. YES! Thank you!

[demmiblue]

10. I remember it from Grease:

[trof]

7. My mother called broccoli "Nature's Broom".

She always stressed the importance of 'roughage'.

[GreydeeThos]

17. Kinda gives new meaning to 'Dust My Broom' by Elmore James

[Thor_MN]

11. Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure?

Hmmm...

Seems to be enjoying Celery a little too much...

[rurallib]

12. I have been eating my celery. Have I been putting it in the correct orifice?

That graphic indicates I have been doing it wrong.

[A Simple Game]

13. OK, somethings wrong here, my butt opens vertically not horizontally.

No wonder I have constipation problems.

[Brother Buzz]

14. Max Crumb, R Crumb's crazy brother, believed in flossing the colon, too

Max would swallow a thirty foot strip of cloth until.....

Well, you get the picture....

[pinboy3niner]

15. That explains the celeriass variety

[So Far From Heaven]

16. this is just creepy.....

I mean, look at his facial expression.

[Major Nikon]

18. And here I've been using it in the wrong end all along

[Phentex]

19. ...

[oldandhappy]

20. just ate some! brusha brusha