Ted Cruz' doppelganger

[xfundy]

Wish I knew how to make the special characters in "doppelganger," but anyway, there's a woman who looks just like Ted Crud:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555181/It-s-just-cruel-Ted-Cruz-lookalike-says-hurt-online-comments-comparing-Republican-candidate-meet-White-House-turns-relative.html

[Major Nikon]

1. ...

[Wolf Frankula]

2. Are You Trying to Tell Us that Ted Cruz (rhymes with scuz)

Is Paul Ryan's grandpa?

Wolf

[Miles Archer]

3. Porn site XHamster is paying her and her husband $10,000 for a 6 minute porn clip.

Saw it earlier today, but I'm too lazy to go back and find the link.

Really struggling to say who will want to watch it, but I'm sure they're out there.

[Kaleva]

4. "She has made sex tapes privately, but this will be the first time that millions of people..."

"Amazingly, Hayes had never heard of Cruz before the resemblance was pointed out to her and she still knows little about him.

“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she told The Huffington Post."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467

[Hassin Bin Sober]

5. I thought it was going to be this guy

[Kingofalldems]

6. Let's try:

She looks a lot friendlier and much more honest than Cruz.

[lunatica]

7. I don't see the similarity

Maybe she wishes the tiny bit of her looking like Cruz will bring her fame and wealth. Who knows...

[sinkingfeeling]

8. Poor lady.

[awoke_in_2003]

9. I was feeling sorry for her

until I saw the Trump hat.

[yuiyoshida]

10. Related to

Mr. Haney?