"You know it's gonna be funny, he's wearing corduroy."
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for Scientists Who Get Pummeled...
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] She could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] This is the kind of movie you don't pause when you leave the room.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] No one could hold a candle to him in this role. Well, maybe they could douse him in something flammable and then hold a candle to him.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Oh, great, a harmonica. As if this guy wasn't annoying enough.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Ah, the clean smell of kids who know they rule the world.
[font color="darkred"]Joel:[/font] Uh, Godzilla, your tail got longer.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] That's not my tail.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Nothing worse than a cornered Van Patten.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] (watching Hercules struggle) Oh wait, he can bend steel but he can't break through a net?
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] She doesn't have a brain... she'd make a good news anchor.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Well, let's see... fourteen minutes to live. Wonder if I can get a pizza in that time?
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Man... his shirt's so tight, you can see his liver.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Someone with attention deficit disorder edited this film
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] Frolicking has never been so depressing.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] He's like an idiot savant, minus the savant.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot:[/font] There isn't a shower cold enough for this man.
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"Oh, I'm glad I got that out of my system." 
There are too many I haven't seen, and then there's the new series they're making. I hope Crow remains the snarkiest, though 
"A rare Godzilla-free day." 
Okay, I'll look for that one. I need to put MST on my Netflix cue anyway
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]With all my parts, I could've made an excellent vacuum-cleaner. Instead, it's the movies that suck!
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]Do not use sharp objects for three weeks after viewing this movie.
Sister Ann: DRIVE! DRIVE
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]Look, I'm already driving, there's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase! If you want me to go faster, you should say so.
Narrator: Here was a problem civil defense authorities had never faced, and might never face again.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]How to end the film.
(a man in a fantasy movie pulls an arrow out of his chest)
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]Luckily this is before death was invented.
(Everyone is being sucked into the vacuum of space)
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]Hey, Mike, you think you can toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is. "Breach Hull - All Die." Even had it underlined.
(as Exeter's flying saucer catches fire)
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]"Service engine soon" I wonder what that's all about.
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]You know, it's economical not to have a storyline, cause then you can just film people saying things.
(hearing a door closing)
[font color="darkgoldenrod"]Crow T. Robot: [/font]That was the sound of the director giving up and leaving.
