Speaking of Graywarrior! A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer and some peanuts.

[ohiosmith]

The bartender says "I don't have peanuts." The duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back and asks for a beer and some peanuts. The bartender says "I told you I don't have any peanuts." The duck leaves.

The next day the duck returns and asks for a beer and some peanuts. The bartender say "I DON'T HAVE ANY DAMN PEANUTS. And, if you ask for peanuts one more time, I'm going to nail your ass to the wall." The duck leaves.

The duck comes back the next day and asks the bartender if he has any nails. The bartender says "NAILS! This is a bar we don't have nails." The duck says "in that case I'll have a beer and some peanuts."

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. but we got Tape

*quack*

[graywarrior]

2. Duck walks into a bar. Bartender says,

"Hey, Graywarrior, throw me that duct tape, will ya?"

[underpants]

3. Mushroom walks into a bar

bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here"

Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a FUN GUY"

[kentauros]

4. Bartender: "Because we've got Gus,

and he's fun!"