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snagglepuss

(12,704 posts)
Tue Mar 27, 2012, 01:21 PM Mar 2012

The underwear flask that dispenses beer... from your fly

Words fail me.


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An American company has invented what it calls the 'Freedom Flask' - an underwear pouch that turns your crotch into a beer dispenser.

That, or really confuse the guy standing next to you


Ads for the questionable invention show a man holding an iced glass in front of a nozzle poking out of his zip fly, from which a golden brew flows.




Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2120911/Freedom-Flask-For-rowdy-gentleman-The-underwear-flask-dispenses-beer--fly.html#ixzz1qL4GyfrC






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The underwear flask that dispenses beer... from your fly (Original Post) snagglepuss Mar 2012 OP
Is anyone stupid enough to buy this? Archae Mar 2012 #1
Yes: phantom power Mar 2012 #3
Words don't fail me.... AnneD Mar 2012 #2
... sakabatou Mar 2012 #5
The Fremen call it a "distill suit." Dr. Strange Mar 2012 #4
And it will soon be warm beer. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2012 #6
There's only one problem KamaAina Mar 2012 #7
Seriously? Duer 157099 Mar 2012 #8
MiddleFingerMom -- vaguely remembers doing the most embarrassing kegstand EVER!!! MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #10
'Ere!!! Give us a P there, luv! MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #9
Brings to mind the saying Duer 157099 Mar 2012 #11
Who needs.... AnneD Mar 2012 #12

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
2. Words don't fail me....
Tue Mar 27, 2012, 01:26 PM
Mar 2012

This gives new meaning to the phrase...giving head.

The invention ranks right up there with the drug test fooling Whizanator (fake penis that spouts drug free urine).

Duer 157099

(17,742 posts)
11. Brings to mind the saying
Tue Mar 27, 2012, 08:05 PM
Mar 2012

"You kiss your mama with that mouth?"

but instead

"You f*** your wife with that d***?"

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
12. Who needs....
Wed Mar 28, 2012, 08:44 AM
Mar 2012

Summer's Eve for that total fresh feminine feeling when a Bud lite will do. At last, a use for Bud Lite.

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