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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts) Mon Mar 26, 2012, 03:28 PM Mar 2012

Diet Tonic Water Sucks and should be considered a sin in The Guide to Bartenders.

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Diet Tonic Water Sucks and should be considered a sin in The Guide to Bartenders. (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 OP

I actually love Diet Tonic water. I used to drink it all the time snagglepuss Mar 2012 #1

no. no. it has a whang to it ... Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #2

Oh Mon Dieu! Diet Tonic Water is the primal source of both vim and whang. snagglepuss Mar 2012 #3

it coats thy mouth with a chemical essence! tis not natural Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #4

Agreed. geardaddy Mar 2012 #5

Big time. trof Mar 2012 #6

Just plain ol' tonic water SUCKS like a Hoover-on-steroids. MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #7

snagglepuss

(12,704 posts)

1. I actually love Diet Tonic water. I used to drink it all the time

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Mar 26, 2012, 04:27 PM

Mar 2012

till a doctor told me that too much quinine is not healthy. I have since stopped drinking soda altogether. I can't wrap my head around someone not liking diet tonic water.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

2. no. no. it has a whang to it ...

Reply to snagglepuss (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 26, 2012, 04:43 PM

Mar 2012

it is wrong.

snagglepuss

(12,704 posts)

3. Oh Mon Dieu! Diet Tonic Water is the primal source of both vim and whang.

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Mon Mar 26, 2012, 04:56 PM

Mar 2012

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

4. it coats thy mouth with a chemical essence! tis not natural

Reply to snagglepuss (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 26, 2012, 05:07 PM

Mar 2012

forsooth!

tis a sin against god!!

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

5. Agreed.

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Mon Mar 26, 2012, 05:26 PM

Mar 2012

trof

(54,256 posts)

6. Big time.

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Mon Mar 26, 2012, 06:25 PM

Mar 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

7. Just plain ol' tonic water SUCKS like a Hoover-on-steroids.

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Mon Mar 26, 2012, 06:33 PM

Mar 2012

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As does gin.
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What freakin' genius put those two together and said, "M-m-m-m-m-m-m!!!!!"
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The only good thing gin EVER did was pave the way for vodka in drinks like martinis and such.
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