Reasonable conspiracy theory claims that Katy Perry is JonBénet Ramsey

[KamaAina]

Last edited Fri Feb 26, 2016, 10:32 PM - Edit history (1)

https://www.yahoo.com/news/reasonable-conspiracy-theory-claims-katy-190927142.html

Everyone thought JonBénet Ramsey was dead — but one random man on YouTube begs to differ.

In a video, published in 2014 but gone viral in the past 24 hours, YouTuber Dave Johnson poses a powerful theory. Pop sensation Katy Perry isn't who you think she is, Johnson claims. She's actually just the adult version of the infamous, presumably dead, child model....

Johnson claims that Ramsey's parents staged her death so that she could grow up to become a star. Why they'd need to do that, or how that was even possible, is completely irrelevant. If you don't have faith in Johnson's theory, your fate is sealed n doomed....

Johnson grounds his theory in several very subtle pieces of evidence:
The family's faces appear to be the same (just look at the mashup)
There was a strong financial motive involved
Anyone who disagrees with him is a "false death liar" who is going to "burn... for it."

[LiberalElite]

1. Reading this I thought - this is one minute I'll never get back...

[In_The_Wind]

2. Katy Perry's Mom and Dad must be shocked.

[Kaleva]

3. I think it more likely that Princess Kate is JonBénet Ramsey

[Chan790]

4. It all makes sense.

Also, in the future, a time machine is invented and a grown-up adult Maddie McCann has traveled back in time and is posing as Pippa Middleton.

Anybody that doesn't believe me is a false death liar and I'm not going to waste any more energy on them.

[Xipe Totec]

5. The obvious question then is who's bludgeoned and strangled body did the police find in the basement

Kind of a non-starter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_JonBen%C3%A9t_Ramsey

[Kaleva]

6. A question only a false death liar would ask.

[MowCowWhoHow III]

7. Stated Conspiracy Theory is rated at level...

Venus Fly-Trap/Human Hybrid.