Word is that MFM is spending another quiet night enjoying his own company.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[UTUSN]

1. Is that true, well (deleting all the smilies/ whatever_) nT

[A Simple Game]

2. Another quiet night, or three? n/t

[irisblue]

3. FYI redbook magazine now has ads for trojan vibrators

MFM are those being sold at wally world yet?

[siligut]

4. Where's the charge for the box of wine on that receipt?

Hmmmm

[OriginalGeek]

5. Self checkout!?!! What a chicken!

Id'a brung that stuff right to a real cashier and grinned while doing it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I thought "self-checkout" to be tres appropriatez, non? And I'm ALREADY pissed...

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[OriginalGeek]

8. Fair point!

and unfair point.

All in the same tiny point.

[ohiosmith]

7. Three pair of panties?

Where do you put the third!

[rurallib]

9. over the head?

[ohiosmith]

10. That's the second pair.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. The second pair of panties over my head is in case the first one breaks!!!!

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[ohiosmith]

12. And the third?