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What's the weirdest thing you've seen in your boss's orifice? (Original Post)
ohiosmith
Mar 2012
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MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)1. The entire staff.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)2. Ow!
Scuba
(53,475 posts)3. The boss.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)6. Neat trick.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)4. DUDE!!!
He's sitting right the fuck next to me! Now I'm all creeped out!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)7. Look at him without laughing. I dare you!
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)9. You so suck.
He walked up just after I read this to ask a question. I busted out laughing and couldn't stop. He said, "Nevermind. I'm just going to go home now."
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)10. Poor guy!
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)11. Because he found a reason to leave early?
Yeah...poor guy. He's used to it. I pick on him all the time.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)12. His psyche must be a wreck.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)5. Coincidentally,
the same item that was the weirdest thing in his office
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)8. All righty!
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)13. A clean office
I went on vacation for 2 weeks. When I got back my boss's office was clean and neat. I found out two hours later that in my absence, my boss had been fired.
quakerboy
(13,921 posts)14. Keys
Company car keys. In his frikin ear. The keys for the car I was going to be driving soon. Gack. Its one thing to do that with personal keys, but a set of common keys? Classy.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)15. His head.
Wait. That was normal.
Bucky
(54,068 posts)16. Which orifice?