If we can't find the money that Uncle Billy lost...

[MrScorpio]

We're fucked, fucked I tell ya. This is just the thing that old man Potter would use to take everyone's dreams away.

I don't know what I'll do. I feel like jumping off a bridge.

[ret5hd]

1. Sorry to hear this...is there some backstory I missed?

[MrScorpio]

2. I've been trying to leave this one horse burg my entire life...

But unless I find that money, looks like the only way I'm leaving this town is in handcuffs, heading straight to the pokey.

It's times like this it makes me wish I was never born.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Probably best not to drive in your condition. And don't go into bars!

If only you had a Guardian Angel or something...

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Uncle Billy just thought he lost the money.

Aunt Rhodie found it in his pocket while she was doing laundry and stashed it until she could make her escape. She finally got her chance when that travelling salesman from up North came through town last summer. She left with him and hasn't been heard from since.

[A Simple Game]

5. Don't jump, I suggest you sit down and watch some old Holiday movies instead.

Never know what you can learn from an old movie. If you happen onto one that seems to give you a case of deja vu watch it to the end, don't stop half way!

[blogslut]

6. Fuckin Uncle Billy

[First Speaker]

7. Forget it, Jake...it's Pottersville...

[Wolf Frankula]

8. Pottersville was a much more fun place to live

Bedford Falls was boring. No wonder all the young people moved away. There were no jobs, there was nothing to do.

Wolf