Where should teabaggers see themselves in the Christmas story?

[jmowreader]

One of my weeklies has a slightly interesting thought from a local minister: "Where do you see yourself in the Christmas story? Would you be Mary, Joseph or Jesus?"

Most teabaggers would see this question and think, "Jesus. I would be Jesus without question."

In reality, almost all teabaggers should see themselves as King Herod.

[LiberalEsto]

1. As one of the animals in the stable, perhaps?

Maybe the ass?

[irisblue]

2. Scrooge before redemption of soul nt

[jmowreader]

3. Or the innkeeper who forced Mary to deliver her kid in a field-expedient nursery

[baldguy]

4. They'd *see* themselves as Herod

But they'd actually just be an anonymous foot soldier from Gaul, stationed in this gods-forsaken backwater, forced to do the bidding of some barbarian king, killing a few of his subjects & their kids along the way to keep them in line.

[LeftishBrit]

5. Probably mostly not quite Herod - more like the innkeeper and his wife who had 'no room in the inn'

But Trump could well turn out to be a Herod if given the opportunity.

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. I see them sticking their tongues to the flag pole.

Oh wait . . . that's not what you meant, was it.

[jmowreader]

9. They'd be Scut Farkus in that Christmas Story

But he works too. Good call.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

7. Where should teabaggers see themselves in the Christmas story?

As camel droppings.

[hobbit709]

8. More like the minions of Herod carrying out his wishes.