How are we supposed to win the war on Christmas...
when nobody takes it seriously?
I went on my morning walk, and, like many mornings, I stopped at my local Starbucks for coffee and a paper. I asked for an official "War on Christmas" paper cup and was rewarded with a giggle from the lady taking my order. Sheese!
So when my satanic coffee came, I asked the barista how the War was going, and he seemed confused. When I clarified by saying, "The War on Christmas, of course" he kind of shrugged and admitted that he had yet to get the memo as to how he's supposed to start hating Jesus and all. I mean damn, Starbucks, if you're going to stay in the lead and act as a main recruiting depot, you had better get your shit together and get all of your employees on board.
As I left, they were laughing like this was some kind of a joke or something.
Damn, we'll never win with support like this.
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Guaranteed to send Christmas warriors fleeing to their reality bubble.
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