Farting perfectly okay if you pretend to rev an invisible motorbike, experts confirm

[T_i_B]

http://newsthump.com/2015/11/03/farting-perfectly-okay-if-you-pretend-to-rev-an-invisible-motorbike-experts-confirm/

Breaking wind loudly in a public place is ‘perfectly okay’ so long as you move your hands like you’re revving a motorbike, etiquette experts have confirmed.

Stamping your foot like you’re hitting the kickstarter is considered a must if you really let rip, they added.

The question arose after Princess Michael of Kent let go a real belter at a state banquet last week and defused the situation by immediately pretending to ride an invisible Kawasaki.

[Lochloosa]

1. At my age, it sounds more like my '92 Ford F150 starting up.

[T_i_B]

5. Mine are more like a ship's foghorn!

[denbot]

2. Yeah, it's all fun and games...

Till you throw a piston!

[MADem]

3. Thread win! nt

[Marie Marie]

4. OK... just try not to leave any skid marks.

Your launderer will thank you.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. I hate when it sounds like a whining two-stroke motor.

The Harley rumble is much more satisfying.

Ride on!

Sad day: I pulled the batteries out of the motorcycles for winter storage today.

[T_i_B]

7. Does farting in the bath help with that?

Nothing quite like dropping a depth charge that empties the bath!

[area51]

8. This reminded me of the children's book

The Mouse and the Motorcycle.