Tobin, I'm thinking of giving up beer

[pinboy3niner]

As soon as I open a can or bottle, it just seems to evaporate so fast. I can't understand why the breweries won't do more to prevent evaporation!

[Tobin S.]

1. I've been having the same problem

Somebody needs to look into this. I say we ought to call our congress people and demand hearings.

[sharp_stick]

2. Somehow make it the fault of

either Obama, or Hillary Clinton. Then they'll get right on it.

[Tobin S.]

3. 10-4. "Obama and Hillary are harshing my buzz."

I'm sure it will be good for enough distractions and hearings to carry us through the election.

[LiberalEsto]

4. It's due to climate change

And the more cans you open, the more CO2 escapes.

It's the cycle of life.

[panader0]

5. Are you outside your mind?

The simple answer is to drink faster.