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Miley Cyrus Seen Fully Clothed at Movie Premiere
(United WorldNews Daily) A spokesperson sounded visibly distraught as she addressed the outlandish behavior of the young singer, who wore jeans, sneakers and a simple sweatshirt to the premiere of Owen Wilson's latest film Still Relevant, Honest!
"She's become totally unhinged," said the spokesperson. "After thriving on media sensationalism and faux outrage for years, this just might be her most bizarre move yet. Honestly, we're all a little shell-shocked."
Social media as a whole seems likewise rattled, having made a kneejerk habit of slut-shaming the 22-year-old musician and philanthropist at every opportunity.
Cyrus herself, daughter of be-mulleted 90s footnote Billy Ray Cyrus, could not be reached for comment.
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Too funny.
