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red dog 1

(27,804 posts) Fri Aug 28, 2015, 05:14 PM Aug 2015

Venison For Dinner

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide they won't tell the kids what kind of meat t is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

At dinner, his daughter points to the meat and asks: "What's that?" .

The Dad replies: "Well, it's something Mommy calls me sometimes."

The girl screams to her brother: "Don't eat it..It's an asshole."

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Venison For Dinner (Original Post) red dog 1 Aug 2015 OP

Ha! NV Whino Aug 2015 #1

LOL! nt laundry_queen Aug 2015 #2

ok Joe mackerel Aug 2015 #3

I was a really picky eater as a kid. MicaelS Aug 2015 #4

NV Whino

(20,886 posts)

1. Ha!

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Fri Aug 28, 2015, 08:20 PM

Aug 2015

laundry_queen

(8,646 posts)

2. LOL! nt

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Sat Aug 29, 2015, 01:00 AM

Aug 2015

mackerel

(4,412 posts)

3. ok Joe

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Sat Aug 29, 2015, 01:08 AM

Aug 2015

MicaelS

(8,747 posts)

4. I was a really picky eater as a kid.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2015, 01:25 AM

Aug 2015

One time she served squab for dinner. She told me it was "little chicken". I loved chicken so I ate it. Only afterwards did she tell me what it really was.

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