Florida makes nudity legal on beaches! (Empire News)

[yellowcanine]

Pretty funny stuff about needing a permit for which you have to submit a picture....

http://empirenews.net/state-of-florida-passes-law-which-makes-nudity-legal-at-all-public-beaches/

[elleng]

1. “As long as you are a fairly attractive person, nobody is going to complain.”

“If you are overweight by more than twenty pounds, you will not be given a license. You will be politely asked to go on a diet and come back at a later date to try again. It really is not that complicated.”

You will also be asked to submit a picture of your face and genitals. If you’re not too ugly or fat, then they will issue you a license for a fee of only $10, which will be good for 1 year.”

[petronius]

2. This is a great idea, but I think it was a little over-the-top for them to

preemptively send me a permit denial -- I've never even been to Florida...

[UrbScotty]

6. I got one too (nt)

[raccoon]

3. What about those who have concealed-carry permits? What will they do? nt

[LanternWaste]

4. Walk rather stiffly.

Walk rather stiffly.

[antiquie]

5. Empire News!1!

F A L S E

To the inevitable disappointment of Spring Break revelers everywhere, Empire News is a fake news site devoted to entirely fabricated tales. The site’s disclaimer explains that:

Empire News is intended for entertainment purposes only. Our website and social media content uses only fictional names, except in cases of public figure and celebrity parody or satirization. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

Among the site’s more prolific prior lies were a claim that the entire United States would be blanketed in a suffocating snowfall during the winter of 2014-2015, that DNA testing revealed a deceased homeless man was Elvis Presley, and that President Obama admitted he had forged his birth certificate.

[MicaelS]

7. Well you had me "excited" there for a minute.....

That I could head to Florida, but it was just a big tease.