Why am I sad?

[LynneSin]

I don't have a fucking clue. Tell me something to cheer me up.

Thank you!

[Angry Dragon]

1. All republicans are moving to Iran

[LynneSin]

2. Haven't those people suffered enough

I'm talking about the Iranians

[Enthusiast]

36. Ain't that the truth! I wouldn't wish that on the Iranians.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Cheer up, it could be worse

[magical thyme]

50. that cracks me up every time I see it!

[SusanaMontana41]

53. First time for me.

ROFLMAO! I have to share that.

[Callmecrazy]

4. Have you lost weight?

I bet you look great in your skinny jeans.

[LynneSin]

5. I don't even own a pair of jeans

I'm not that thin yet and at my size skinny jeans are a joke.

[Callmecrazy]

35. Welll then I hope I made you laugh...

[LynneSin]

37. The thought of me in skinny jeans is pretty damn funny

My mother learned what Cameltoe means. She had no clue until I tried on a pair of skinny jeans. I didn't realize they were skinny jeans at the time else I would not have tried them on in the first place. She was shocked to realize this was actually a condition. I also had to say that some people actually walked around like this and didn't even realize it or fix it.

I assured my mother that I owned no clothing that caused cameltoe!

[progressoid]

6. New show starring Sir Patrick Stewart!

“Blunt Talk,” follows Walter Blunt, a British import intent on conquering American nightly cable news and his mostly misguided decision-making, on and off the air. Series premiere August 22 9P ET/PT.

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[LynneSin]

7. I now know why I am sad

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/12/former-president-jimmy-carter-reveals-he-has-cancer.html

Former President Jimmy Carter reveals he has cancer

Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter revealed he has cancer on Wednesday. It was discovered after the 90-year-old's recent liver surgery.

"Recent liver surgery revealed that I have cancer that now is in other parts of my body," Carter said in a statement. "I will be rearranging my schedule as necessary so I can undergo treatment by physicians at Emory Healthcare," he added.

Also listening to the Cure non-stop all day always puts me in a weird funk

[CTyankee]

8. Could it be stress? My doc diagnosed my dizziness as "caregiver stress" and prescribed

xanax temporarily (low dose and even that I break in half).

I think everybody gets down every now and then.

Have you tried meditation? I do it every morning, just clearing my head and concentrating on my breathing in and out. I do this for about 15 minutes and then I do my gentle stretching. I must say that I feel a lot calmer...

good luck.

[LynneSin]

9. Nah, I switched music. It was Cure overload.

I love the Cure but more than 4 hours I get all depressed and stuff.

[CTyankee]

10. well, just taper off that music and see if things get better.

sometimes I go back to music I have loved in the past and almost forgotten about and it's like a new discovery!

[LynneSin]

12. I'm listening to Spice Girls now

Quite the switch

[CTyankee]

13. don't know the music that much but it sounds like an "upper"!

[pinboy3niner]

11. There's a very cheap cure for that...

[underahedgerow]

39. That was well diagnosed! Ya need some cheering up music, or videos of puppies & kittens

and silly animals.

A little Josh Groban wouldn't hurt either!

And some Mexican food. Mexican food changes everything!

[LynneSin]

40. Puppies and kittens do nothing for me

i like grown cats and dogs. All my cat rescues were adults. Was never into babies. I was not given that gene at birth.

[Jetboy]

14. Turn off the Cure and crank up some music that is 100% fun.

Little Richard

Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers

The Cure is a great band with dozens of fantastic songs but they are not the ones to lift a person up. I don't go around giving advice much, but listening to 1950s rock-n-roll puts me in a good mood every single time.

Need just one song? 'I'm So Happy' by Lewis Lymon and the Teenchords- just try and have a foul mood listening to that song!

[LynneSin]

15. 50's music does nothing for me probably because it's before my time

Worst case scenarios there is always Led Zeppelin

Since nothing makes me happier than to hear Robert Plant croon loudly in my ear *** swoon ***

[Jetboy]

19. It was well before my time too. If you ask Page, Plant and other

classic rockers what they listen to, every single one of them will mention the original 50s rock-n-roll. Been a long time since a rock n roll been a long time since I did the stroll. The drum intro from that son was borrowed from Little Richard's 'Keep a Knockin''.

Do you like the song Hot Dog? I know it's considered kind of a novelty by Zep fans but is actually a rip-snorting rocker with piano playing to die for. That's the kind of stuff that lifts me up and that's what I lean to when I don't want to feel in the dumps.

Look for stuff like that to listen to and avoid Cure, the blues, folk etc. The 50s works best for me because other than a few beautiful ballads, all of the songs are upbeat, unpretentious and just make you wanna dance and be happy. There is no doubt in my mind that it is the best medicine!

Led Zep covered Larry Williams' 'Slow Down'. Give the original a spin and see if you don't hoot and holler with Larry screams and the blaring horn! Just give these old artists one chance and see if they light just a tiny fire like they do in me. No harm in 2 minutes of youtube time, none of these artists songs are longer than 3 minutes! Since you know you can always rely on the Mighty Zep, give Little Richard or Chuck Berry or Fats Domino another consideration. They are legends just like Led Zep for a reason. Best of luck no matter what you do LynnSin. Hope you feel better soon and I apologize for writing a book!

[shenmue]

16. Because you didn't see this picture of kittens yet

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[Loryn]

32. I don't know about Lynnesin

but, I feel better.

Thanks.

[shenmue]

33. U welcome!

[seveneyes]

17. Time to hit the local scene

[madinmaryland]

18. I don't live in the great state next to yours anymore!

[LynneSin]

22. I just drove to Baltimore over the weekend. Let's count the tolls I paid

Delaware - ZERO DOLLARS. I know how to cross the border without paying
Maryland - TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS - they have fucking tollboths everywhere

And I had to pay 5% tax on everything

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

48. Here's to the rt 896 slide

What's the toll at the Tidings bridge now?
It's been a long time for me.

[trof]

20. It could be worse. 'Am I blue?'

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[LiberalEsto]

21. We visited Delaware for a few days last week

Stayed in Seaford DE, drove twice to the beach at Assateague State Park in Maryland.

Those so-called wild ponies are professional moochers. On our second day there, a dozen of them wandered around the beach crowd, eating people's snacks. One pony went to the blanket next to us and popped a bag of potato chips with its teeth. They grazed around for maybe a half hour, then left, except for five that lined up at the edge of the water and posed for pictures for another 15-20 minutes.

Loved the Stargate Diner on Rt. 13 in Seaford. We don't have real diners in snotty Montgomery County, MD.


Oh, and this:

[UTUSN]

23. I love you. (Did this work?) n/t

[pinboy3niner]

24. Didn't work. Try posting again in Klngon.

[UTUSN]

26. Ur a jealous sumnogun, aincha. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

27. Give up the info or the shirt gets it!

Yes, I remember.

[Skittles]

25. you are overdue, LynneSin

that might be it

I'll fit you in, my sweet; yes INDEED

[PoliticAverse]

28. They have butter on a stick now...

[pinboy3niner]

30. And bacon-stuffed deep-fried Twinkies!

My sadness quickly evaporated!

[tblue]

46. Oh really? Where?!

Like glue stick but yummier.

[laundry_queen]

54. Okay, that's genius.

I'm guessing it's not in Canada yet though. We always miss getting the good things.

[Marie Marie]

29. Hugs and chocolate cure anything.

I don't know how to "cybersend" you the food of the Gods but I can send you a hug. In fact, take two:

[LynneSin]

38. Except I don't eat chocolate anymore since last august

I'm use to it.

[lonestarnot]

31. Ok a bird story.

This bird had a baby that blew out of a tree and broke its leg. Thought it was a goner, but mommie keeps working. He's taken shelter but is visible if one knows which bush he went into. Now the place has heavy foot traffic and mommie sits in the tree and dive bombs every twit that walks by. I need a new camera as this thing is tireless and each victim shits itself when pecked on the head. Well I tried.

[Xyzse]

34. Because I am... I also lost about 5 lbs out of depression.

I have to get rid of this funk...

Maybe, I'll finally start posting youtube videos...
Nah, doubt it.

[Major Nikon]

41. The more you know...

[LynneSin]

42. Instead of wine can I drink this instead.....

It's especially yummy on nitro tap and Rasputin is such a hottie!

[Major Nikon]

43. Now we're talkin'

No bueno around here, though as they don't distribute this far.

Buried Hatchet is the one that's all the rage in these parts, but I like Murphy's.

[LynneSin]

44. Me and Grigori Rasputin are close personal friends these days

I'd ditch Robert Plant for him so to speak

[hfojvt]

45. because the levee broke?

[BarbaRosa]

47. Not enough cowbell??

[KamaAina]

49. Because Biden hasn't announced yet?

[LynneSin]

51. Seriously he needs to get his ass into the race

i'm ready to start campaigning NOW!!!

[KamaAina]

52. Aren't there already enough asses in the race?