Have your eye glasses ever fallen into the toilet ?

[olddots]

is it a sign from a higher power ?

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Once a week-- I'm in trouble. But...

not as much trouble as when my false teeth fell in.

[pinboy3niner]

2. If your original complaint about your glasses was "I can't see shit" ...

Ta-da! Problem solved!

[Blue Owl]

3. Those bifocals are now bifecals

[trof]

8. +1000

[underahedgerow]

4. That's the reason I ALWAYS keep the toilet lid closed. Mobile phones, hairbrushes, toothbrushes,

hair pins, combs, hair dryers, heck just about anything can fall into that sucker.

Lid closed, problem solved!

What a PIA.

I learned my lesson back in 1994 when my neighbor's brand new mobile phone fell into the toilet during an earthquake. Until then it never occurred to me that havoc could ensue. After that, lid down, always! lol

[NV Whino]

5. I wouldn't say "fallen" exactly.

The trick is to get the lid down before the cat jumps on the counter.

[olddots]

6. Thank god I didn't see shit

That would have been as bad as watching the debates .

[Ron Obvious]

7. That's why I keep a rope around my reading glasses now

They used to fall in frequently, and then I'd bang my head against the shelves picking them up, at which point I'd drop my glasses/cell phone into the toilet again.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Nope. I manage to keep non-flushables outta there.

Just lucky so far. It's bound to happen sometime.

[Skittles]

10. it's a sign you need your ass kicked, olddots

I will squeeze you in

[Special Prosciuto]

11. I once popped my monocle into a urinal.

[Contrary1]

12. No, but I did get a black eye from a falling toilet seat once.

It was a sign, alright...time to have someone drive me home.

[Kaleva]

13. Gaze at the stars and not at the contents of a toilet.

[alphafemale]

14. Contact once actually.

Disposable. I flushed it. Not worth the risk.