So Repubs think Trump would be a good person to have a beer with. What would a drunk Trump say?

[DebJ]

I mean, you know, after the alcohol tamped down his inhibitions?

[LiberalElite]

1. The same crap the sober one says eom

[Blue Owl]

2. "You'll have toupee for your own beer..."

n/t

[pinboy3niner]

9. :)

[Blue Owl]

10. Glad you can still get a smile from that chestnut

[rocktivity]

3. I've had my fill of politicians I'd like to drink with

if you'll pardon the expression.


rocktivity

[Initech]

4. "I am the best beer brewer in the world. I own several breweries."

"I have the most refined palette in the world for beer..."

[hibbing]

12. Hehe

I invented beer!

Peace

[Wounded Bear]

5. They said that about Bush, that went well...

(Do I really need it?)

[mythology]

6. He'd say the same incompentent nonsense

Just louder and with a drunken slur to his voice.

[hay rick]

7. Your place or mine?

Pick up artist. The hair is a dead giveaway.

[In_The_Wind]

11. close

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. You mean he's said all that crap while SOBER? nt

[fizzgig]

13. not a thing

i would have knocked him out before a drink touched his lips.