So I was just about to step into the shower this morning about 5 AM

[panader0]

when I realized my towel was outside on the line. I like drying my towel in the sun, it makes it scratchy.
There was just a hint of light in the eastern sky, so I slipped on my work boots (and that's all) and headed up the
path through the trees to the clothes line. I made sure to keep an eye on the path for rattlers who like the warmth
of the roads and paths at night. I have enough land that I can walk around naked if I want, but rarely do.
I think I may take it up on a regular basis. Jeannie doesn't get up until 6:30, or she would have laughed her ass off,
me naked except for boots....

[Smarmie Doofus]

1. I take it we are NOT neighbors. n/t

[panader0]

2. What, you don't like your towels scratchy?

[Smarmie Doofus]

3. Why....Igotagoodmindto......

... actually, I DON'T.

[panader0]

4. When they're scratchy, they defoliate you.

[rurallib]

5. some foliage you don't want to lose

if you know what I mean

[panader0]

6. Yeah I know

I have a five inch chest hair.