The 50 States Of America If They Were Actually People In A Bar

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A recent Reddit post asked users the following question: “The United States is a bar, what is each State doing and drinking?” Special credit goes to Reddit user motherboy, who is the individual mastermind behind many of them.

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-people-in-a-bar

[marym625]

1. It IS the Cubs year! damn it!

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2. Massachusetts is in a bar fight with New York over sports.

[bluedigger]

3. Colorado's out in the back alley getting blazed with Oregon and Washington.

[NightWatcher]

4. Somebody's got a grudge

Florida is drinking moonshine while riding an alligator through the orange groves to the local Publix.

Georgia will be drinking bud light, wearing a UGA trucker hat, tortoise Costa Del Mar sunglasses with croakies, solid colored Polo shirt, questionably short shorts with a UGA belt, and driving a Z71 with a Browning decal in their rear window (even though he only went hunting twice, in Jr High) and a UGA license plate frame. He went to Valdosta State University, and he works in his dad’s local business

Somebody had a sad from Georgia

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5. What would be your interpretation of Georgia at a bar?

The mike is open.

[Art_from_Ark]

6. They missed the one about Arkansas by a mile

Arkansas would be drinking a beer or local wine and talking incessantly about its college sports teams.

[a la izquierda]

7. NJ is spot on.

I'm originally from NJ. And I'm half Italian (but a woman). Note that I'm NOT married to an Italian.