Major crime in Jerkwater, USA

[Major Nikon]

Look at me, son. I'm talkin' to you.

[BlueJazz]

1. Actually, I'm with the ol' Sheriff on this one. Not a bad presentation.

[RebelOne]

3. Me too. I hope this idiot thief is caught soon.

[shenmue]

2. "And then, I'm gonna have a cheeseburger"

[DawgHouse]

4. I hope they catch the guy.

[frogmarch]

5. Excellent. He did right fine.

I hope the bad guy is caught. I'm with the law on this one.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. I'd hate to find myself on the wrong side of him.

"It's all up to you. Now, I can be a good guy... or I can be one real mean sumbitch."
-The Warden (Cool Hand Luke)

[Marie Marie]

7. "the people that know you don't like you anyhow"..

Priceless.

[mackerel]

8. That was great!

[malthaussen]

9. I thought you were really talking about Jerkwater.

We have one here in PA, down the RR a bit.

Useless factoid of the day: the term "Jerkwater Town" is derived from the old days of railroading. Some stops were so small, they didn't even rate a water tower to fill up the engines: the water had to be "jerked" from the well in a bucket. Or so I've heard.

-- Mal

[DryHump]

10. Thanks for the Jerkwater factoid...love! n/t

[Joe Shlabotnik]

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