Your best response when someone says: "Kiss My Ass"

[DinahMoeHum]

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

1. No thanks judging by your face the world's not ready

[DawgHouse]

2. I usually say "Bare it."

[femmocrat]

3. No one has ever said that to me.

[In_The_Wind]

4. You wish

[zanana1]

6. I love that! nt

[Aristus]

5. "If it looks anything like your face, no way!"

[DinahMoeHum]

7. "Pull your head out of it first"

[eShirl]

15. good one, Dinah

[DawgHouse]

19. That's good!

[Wounded Bear]

8. Point out where...

you look like you're all ass to me.

Or maybe: Move your nose out of the way.

[Little Star]

9. "I never said anything about a reward"

[madamesilverspurs]

10. "Not even with somebody else's lips!"

Read that in a book a few years ago, made me laugh out loud. Definitely in the 'wish I'd said that' category.

[In_The_Wind]

11. I like that one.

[Populist_Prole]

12. This one RW nut always said "Scratch your ass" whenever I didn't agree with his arguments

As he was quite portly, I alway said back: "Scratch yer own ass......if you can reach back that far".

[Iggo]

13. Bare it, baby!

A classic.

[malthaussen]

14. "Sorry, I don't practice beastiality." n/t

[WinkyDink]

16. I LOVE donkeys!

[olddots]

17. If you lick my donut

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

18. Mark the spot

You're all ass.

[seveneyes]

20. I insist I am not their fortunate listener

[Skittles]

21. I pretend I misheard them and kick their ass

yes INDEED

[Solly Mack]

22. I'll have to clear my calendar because you're all ass.

[GOLGO 13]

23. " Well, better your ass than your face."

Shuts them right up.