"I've been around livestock my whole life"

[justgamma]

so I know what I want in a woman. Okay then, farmers only.com. You've got me hooked. Not!

[Iggo]

1. We've been skipping over that part out of respect.

But, man, we got jokes!

[pinboy3niner]

2. "And don't believe a word the sheep say!"

[panader0]

3. "niiiner, niiiner"

[malthaussen]

6. No, not the sheep!

-- Mal

[NV Whino]

4. And I say baaaa to that.

[Boxerfan]

5. Ok I have to share my favorite farmer joke...

A traveling feed salesman developed a knack for ventriloquism.

He found it helpful to get a laugh & possibly sales.

He started in on a tough old farmer & he was not buying. So he said "that horse over there likes my feed". And he threw his voice-yes sir that is prime oats please give me more. "How is the farmer treating you?"-Throwing his voice..." Good real good-just wish I had more of those oats I just tried" on it went with the chickens & a cow. The salesman spotted a sheep walking nearby & the farmer said-Stop right there....
Sheep Lie!

Ok done...
And sorry to any actual veterans of the soil.

[Major Nikon]

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