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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsYour Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Catanooga Choo-Choo Edition
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Sez AWW
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Wut.
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Maik SQUEEEE
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Nao sez AWW lots moar kthnxbai
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livvy
(6,948 posts)Bryce Butler
(338 posts)Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)Love Yoga Cats!
Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)tclambert
(11,086 posts)TexasProgresive
(12,157 posts)This version is courtesy of trof, posted in DU2 in 2005:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4169520
Roy Rogers comes in from a hard day's work on the ranch.
His boots are all muddy, he's too tuckered out to clean them, and he doesn't want to incur Dale's wrath, so he leaves them on the porch.
The next morning he goes out to clean them and finds them ripped to shreds.
"Dang, Gabby. Those were almost brand new Luchesse ostrich and iguana boots. Wonder what happened to them?"
"Wal, Roy, there's been a ol' mountain lion a-spookin' the horses the last coupla nights. Coulda been him."
Roy saddles Trigger, puts his trusty Winchester in the scabbard, and rides off.
Several hours later he comes riding back in.
There is a large dead mountain lion slung over his saddle horn.
And Gabby sez,
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"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed yer new shoes?"
Duppers
(28,120 posts)I laughed again. Thx for posting this.
Demeter
(85,373 posts)CAn't believe I beat so many others this Sunday
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Too many favorites here....pretty much all of them
lastlib
(23,233 posts)Great set, SCE! Thank you!! Nice to start a new week with such joy and happiness!
Ino
(3,366 posts)Ino
(3,366 posts)Tis a rare piebald fawn, rejected by its mother, being raised by Deer Tracks Junction. His name is Dragon
http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/rare-white-faced-deer-rejected-by-mom-but-in-loving-hands/#RLFzBK6R1Vplljbb.97
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)Every time I think I have found a favorite, I scroll to the next one, and change my mind. Oh, well, impossible to chose a favorite. Thanks once again.
Submariner
(12,504 posts)zanana1
(6,113 posts)There's nothing like watching a kitten go bonkers over something like a potato !
allan01
(1,950 posts)thanks sce
loudsue
(14,087 posts)But not just math tests, actually. There were a lot of classes that had test questions that were so far out there, you wanted to drop by the professor's house and take just ONE hit off whatever he/she was smoking.
Thanks, Salmon! And HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)That is how word problems always seemed to me.
Enthusiast
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hunter
(38,312 posts)He was a fantastic lecturer, he loved teaching, he had many fine demonstrations, the labs run by his teaching assistants were exciting, he was readily available to help in his office hours or by appointment... but his exams were like a brutal walk through the desert after a plane crash in which you'd suffered a head injury and everything was blurry. He went so far as to sprinkle little math and calculus hints throughout his tests, I suppose to keep people from giving up entirely and taking the "F," but there was never more than one or two people who left his exams feeling optimistic about their performance.
Showing your work was all important to him, not whether you found the solution. You could work both sides of a question, forwards and backwards, never meeting in the middle, never finding the "correct answer," and still get eight out of the ten points possible on the question.
People who'd been celebrated and praised throughout their education for the high scores they got on multiple choice "bubble" exams, some of the "I got a perfect score on the math section of my SAT!" crowd, would leave his exams in a state of shock.
longship
(40,416 posts)Most were like you describe. Brutal exams, but lots of partial credit. The secret is to trust the physics and look for the geometric symmetry that simplifies the problem, or even makes it trivial to solve. It helps if you know and are comfortable with the math, too.
One professor allowed a one page crib. I always made one up, but never used it because, as the professor knew well, a crib was useless on his exams. They were that tough. And yup, you had better show all your work if you want to pass.
But that was back in the 1970's
hopemountain
(3,919 posts)i would have to read them from the end to the beginning. it was the only way i could separate the factors.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Lots of pretty kitties this morning!
Love that white-faced fawn!
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)calikid
(584 posts)After a week of reading about all the ugly in the world, this is a much needed place to feel good.
Rhiannon12866
(205,359 posts)I could not agree more!!!
mnhtnbb
(31,388 posts)voteearlyvoteoften
(1,716 posts)Tanks
And have a kitty full Sunday
Iwillnevergiveup
(9,298 posts)The chihuahua in the flame car reminded me of the Gremlin movie. Of Mice and Men..HAHAHAHAHA. I predict you're going to get a lot of feedback on the math test. Because it's TRUE! Thanks for a grand array, as always.
Diclotican
(5,095 posts)SalmonChantedEvening
As allways - Thank You for the pictures - is it one of my highlights every sunday afternoon, when you post your cat/animal pictures - And i often og my laugh or two about it
Again, thank you
Diclotican
shenmue
(38,506 posts)Stargazer09
(2,132 posts)I love your Sunday LOLcats!
LiberalLoner
(9,761 posts)Awesome as always!
mainer
(12,022 posts)And I don't even own a cat.
Sweet Freedom
(3,995 posts)(There's a cat picture on this FB page, but I can't figure out how to post it. It's the black kitteh holding a sign.)
https://www.facebook.com/blackcatpurrception/photos/a.1648830688684562.1073741828.1648827172018247/1649428455291452/?type=1&theater
And a reminder
NJCher
(35,670 posts)In the last decade, my family has been responsible for adopting four little black cats out of shelters.
Cher
murielm99
(30,741 posts)Some shelters won't even take them.
Sweet Freedom
(3,995 posts)one shelter gave them away for free a couple weekends ago.
They are my favorite. Wish I could rescue them all!
Rhiannon12866
(205,359 posts)So I appreciated the adorable black kittens this week. Last summer I rescued a kitten from a grocery story parking lot and he's growing up to be such a beautiful cat. I had no idea what he looked like, since all I could see were his big eyes in the dark, but he has turned out to be just gorgeous...
Felix
Sweet Freedom
(3,995 posts)What a gorgeous kitty.
Rhiannon12866
(205,359 posts)When I first found him, he was so little I had no idea what he was going to look like, but he has turned out to be such a beautiful cat! I'm so grateful that he found me...
Sweet Freedom
(3,995 posts)Adorable. I actually have a kitty that looks just like that, so i'm a huge fan!
Rhiannon12866
(205,359 posts)The vet said he was about seven weeks old when I found him, poor little guy, so that means he turned a year old last weekend. He was always an adorable kitten, and now he's a beautiful cat.
Fla Dem
(23,668 posts)Shrike47
(6,913 posts)NJCher
(35,670 posts)Loved "Pugboat," but the first one looks just like my kitty, who goes in/out/in/out. Before I put in the window AC, she used to be able to hop up on a bench and look at me through the window. Then I would have to go open the door for her. Now she has to project her powers of ESP to get in, and she's pretty good at that, too!
Here's my contribution to today's thread:
Thanks Salm, for an EnchantingSundayMorning, with lots of laffs!
Cher
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)But, "Hole Foods"...Ha!
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)....to avoid getting shot by cops.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)The baby elephant is soooooo cute.
And I can really relate to the calculus posting.
You did real good this week!
MH1
(17,600 posts)all of them are good, as always, but I got a really good laugh out of that one!
TygrBright
(20,760 posts)Don't know why, but the cat with the milk jug just got a belly laugh outta me.
amiably,
Bright
trueblue2007
(17,218 posts)murielm99
(30,741 posts)Love the baby elephant.
Thanks, SCE.
wezl
(44 posts)hedgehog
(36,286 posts)red dog 1
(27,804 posts)Especially:
Kitten getting licked by dog
Tiger cubs playing
Chihuahua in toy car
Cat getting brushed
Baby harp seal
Baby elephant
Have a great week, my friend!
hopemountain
(3,919 posts)have a great week filled with squeeeeeeee...
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,620 posts)So many good ones! Sorry I'm late to the party.........
Ya done good, I say!
*poke
panader0
(25,816 posts)New lyrics to Chattanooga Choo-Choo
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)I sometimes step on toes inadvertently, but thought you might enjoy this. Apparently the owner makes him wear her clothes when she find them in his mouth,
Happy Sunday, and thank you again!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)is priceless. Such abject dejection "Why? Why u let this happin?? What I do to dzerve??"
WillyT
(72,631 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,359 posts)But "the Internet is a series of tubes - and those tubes are full of cats" is just perfect!!! Made me LOL!
nuxvomica
(12,424 posts)"go outside"
"pug boat"
"my box"
"alone with our dog"
"horrible sadist"
"the nip"
"series of tubes"
"don't you dare"
"hairbrush"
"I feel pretty"
"calculus"
hotrodding chihuahua
Thanks again, SCE, for all teh laffs.
calimary
(81,267 posts)Thanks! I needed that. Especially the Pug Boat, AND the math test!
Cleita
(75,480 posts)I don't thank you enough or even comment much but I always appreciate.
a la izquierda
(11,795 posts)I was so terrible at math, but I somehow placed in Calculus for my 1st year of college. I failed miserably. I retook it, went to every class, office hour, every office hour for the TA, and still failed everything. I got a pity D because they knew by that point I was a history major.
And the hot-rod Chihuahua is adorable.
niyad
(113,306 posts)a favourite with this adorable collection of awwwwww and squeeeeee. (is that summer intern yours?) please give crystal a big hug from me, and I wish you both a wonderful and peaceful week.
now, off to share with your ever-growing legion of off-site (and demanding, and impatient) fans.
aquart
(69,014 posts)My day began with the words "I've called the ambulance." Never a good way to wake.