Looking for submissions for the Lounge Karma Sutraa

[Dr. Strange]

As some of you may have heard, DU's Lounge Press will be compiling a new and updated version of the Karma Sutraa. In light of this, the editor (namely, Dr. Strange, PhD) is accepting submissions for this great work. If you have any submissions (e.g. see below) of either prose or art work, submit them in this thread.

An example from http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9265286#9267664

When a woman winds her small toes into the armpit hair of a man, and the man hops upon one foot, while supporting the woman on his lingam and a butter churn, then the achieved position is called "Rhinoceros Balancing a Jelly Donut."

Thank you and have a good night.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Some talk about it. Others just do it.

[Solly Mack]

2. I can talk out of my ass but that's about it.

[Dr. Strange]

10. Hmmm...

When Solly Mack talks out her ass while the Lounge reads on, then the position is called "Posting It GD Style."

[Solly Mack]

11. Sweet!

LMTAO

[ProdigalJunkMail]

3. it's all right here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2476917/Hilarious-Married-Kama-Sutra-sketches-depict-life-couple.html

sP

[Dr. Strange]

12. Okay, that was funny Sutra right there.

The Stubborn Goat

[hunter]

14. The waltz of the sloths...

I remember that, when our kids were babies and toddlers, except who needs ambien?

Too tired to go out, decide to watch a movie on television, fall asleep on the sofa.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

15. so been there... :-)

[Laffy Kat]

4. Umm, what is a lingam?

Never mind, I've lived this long w/o knowing.

[LiberalEsto]

5. Look! A squirrel! nt

[NightWatcher]

6. Me and my ex only ever did it "doggie style"

I'd sit up and beg, she'd roll over and play dead.



Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

[olddots]

7. then theres the dropping of the nail file

and the 68 position. .........do me and I'll owe you one . oy the food is barely edible and the portions are so small .

[cwydro]

8. omg

[Kaleva]

9. Lol!

[KamaAina]

13. A man and a woman sleep in separate twin beds.

This is "the Republican position".

[panader0]

16. The Rodney Dangerfield oral sex:

When your wife stands on the other side of the room and yells "Fuck You!."

[seveneyes]

17. It's on the tips of the lips