I had an interesting chat with Bigfoot the other day
Those of you, who remember when I was abducted by aliens, will understand why I flee into the woods whenever anything seems to be swooping down on me from the sky. I usually don't even try to decide whether it's just another black helicopter sent to keep me from talking too much about the Trilateral Commission to silence me or whether it's one of the government's death ray robots or whatever: I just run
I'm sure I've posted here before about how Bigfoot and I first met in 1969 when he was running for president. I remember when I told people the story back then, a lot of them thought I was on acid, but I really wasn't: I know because it happened on a Monday. We still run into each other every now and then, and we can always pick up right where we left off, talking about the New World Order or 9/11, like no time at all had passed. We have to cherish friendships like that
Anyway, there I was, a few days ago, hiding safely under the trees, and who do I see but Bigfoot!
I think the last time I had seen him was at the Bilderberger protest but we didn't get to talk very long before they put me on a plane and told me I would never be allowed in the country again. I also saw a hologram that looked like him at the airport when I was leaving the next day, but I wasn't going to let them fool me a second time
So he was looking up through the trees. I don't think he saw me until I said hi, and then he looked at me, like, Where have you been? But he didn't actually say anything and he put his fingers to his lips to remind me that the Illuminati have agents everywhere. We walked around a bit, checking behind rocks and under logs, until we convinced ourselves that we really were alone and could talk safely. He told me he had been studying the chemtrails that he could see between the gaps in the leaves. There was something different about him, and it took me a few minutes to realize what it was: he had gotten a haircut!
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When you're off your meds you're Abominable! 
