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http://moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for....
Its always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth, Waters told police. Im 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldnt give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. Im as innocent as a schoolgirl.
In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
Who the hell does he think he is, Zimbabwe Man?
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Don't know which is funnier - the mug shot or the check. (Love the zeros going down the side)
rocktivity
(44,577 posts)And who remembers this oldie but goodie?
rocktivity
murielm99
(30,764 posts)Seriously?
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)The dude looks fairly intelligent. (Ok..OK..for Florida)
A HERETIC I AM
(24,378 posts)where a person tried to pass a million dollar check at a Wal-Mart
This has got to be the Onion or similar.
here we go;
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-man-tried-to-use-1m-bill-at-walmart/
Wounded Bear
(58,713 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)so I can look at sharks. I hope he makes his dream come true.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Guy seems to have a tendency to inflate numbers.
You're gonna need a bigger wallet.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)when I tell them the sharks ate my wallet.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)Next time I try cashing a $368 billion check I bought for $100 from a random homeless guy in the park, leave my throwing stars and bath salts at home.
Frankykhale
(3 posts)that seriously is a good amount.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,482 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)davidpdx
(22,000 posts)Sad.........
DebJ
(7,699 posts)Yavin4
(35,446 posts)Who wouldn't want to eat there??? I'd give him the money just to see if he could do it.
eppur_se_muova
(36,290 posts)Someone appreciates deadpan humor.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)...reassuring.
That mug shot is one for the ages.
Initech
(100,104 posts)I know I would have been!
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,482 posts)...Waffle House and gotten food, paid with the check and asked for his change on a gift card.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Someone should explain that whole genetics thing to him.
Dummy.
rug
(82,333 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)the designer drug du jour down there.
rug
(82,333 posts)rurallib
(62,448 posts)between this guy and the woman in Nebraska suing homosexuals:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141086225
I am voting for this guy. He wasn't trying to hurt anyone, just go into business.
onethatcares
(16,185 posts)that no one mentioned Olive Garden in this thread
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Smoking moms would have a hell of a time breastfeeding their pit bulls down there!