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"Spilled sperm" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "spilled sperm". (Original Post) ohiosmith Mar 2012 OP
DU spilled spermers, could you do me a favor? zbdent Mar 2012 #1
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #11
Welcome to the Great Lakes region, home of the warm spilled sperm...... zbdent Mar 2012 #2
Gag! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #12
New spilled sperm technology: 40 cents pr watt. (50% cheaper than China / geardaddy Mar 2012 #3
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #15
Everything in western civilization is tied to spilled sperm in SOME way... snagglepuss Mar 2012 #4
Brilliant! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #16
4 Amish charged with illegal alcohol possession after spilled sperm collides with police car snagglepuss Mar 2012 #5
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #19
Need an opinion re: an idea for upcoming spilled sperm snagglepuss Mar 2012 #6
Did DU just belch spilled sperm for anyone else Dystopian Mar 2012 #7
Cough, gag! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #25
So I just sold my old spilled sperm on e-bay to some guy in Russia. OriginalGeek Mar 2012 #8
Brilliant! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #27
Angry Birds in Spilled Sperm. Yes Spilled Sperm. LynneSin Mar 2012 #9
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #28
Now you can literally inhale spilled sperm Dystopian Mar 2012 #10
Oh yuk! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #30
ADB warns climate change could spawn spilled sperm. bluedigger Mar 2012 #13
Home from Rehab, Surgery Ok, slowly regaining spilled sperm benld74 Mar 2012 #14
didn't know those things had a "Reverse" gear ... zbdent Mar 2012 #31
After years of searching for spilled sperm, the thing that makes us human.... Dr. Strange Mar 2012 #17
During a week when I spilled sperm, two members added me to their ignore list? Dr. Strange Mar 2012 #18
Ouch! ER for stitches, ok, will be spilling sperm lefty for awhile. Slowly. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #20
Spilled sperm in space, yes space. tabbycat31 Mar 2012 #21
Can anyone suggest a series like 'Spilled Sperm'? My parents are watching LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #22
Big Spilled Sperm Theory brings Stephen Hawking as guest star LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #23
My spilled sperm has gone national. LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #24
My twin has spilled sperm. rug Mar 2012 #26
This message was self-deleted by its author WCGreen Mar 2012 #29
Need to undo spilled sperm Amaril Mar 2012 #32
Love the spilled sperm on DU. I think it makes the site really pop. That's all. nt Bladian Mar 2012 #33
These ingredients in the spilled sperm, provide them crunch60 Mar 2012 #34
This spilled sperm was deleted by its author. LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #35

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
8. So I just sold my old spilled sperm on e-bay to some guy in Russia.
Tue Mar 13, 2012, 02:42 PM
Mar 2012

shhhhh! don't tell him i spilled it.






and on a side note: Woohoo! my OP made it in to altered thread OP!

Dr. Strange

(25,921 posts)
18. During a week when I spilled sperm, two members added me to their ignore list?
Tue Mar 13, 2012, 05:19 PM
Mar 2012

I'm surprised it was only two.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
20. Ouch! ER for stitches, ok, will be spilling sperm lefty for awhile. Slowly.
Tue Mar 13, 2012, 05:25 PM
Mar 2012

In the "I don't want to KNOW how you injured your right hand" department.

Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Amaril

(1,267 posts)
32. Need to undo spilled sperm
Wed Mar 14, 2012, 01:53 PM
Mar 2012

or

So, I spilled sperm at Target this morning.......


I couldn't decide, so I did two.

 

crunch60

(1,412 posts)
34. These ingredients in the spilled sperm, provide them
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 01:15 AM
Mar 2012

with the energy they need to swim upstream.
------------------
Water
Vitamin C
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
Zinc
Prostaglandins
protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose)


Eat healthy so the spilled sperm will be ready for a marathon!

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