Woman arrested for engaging in 'intimate act' with lawn chairs

[KamaAina]

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Woman-arrested-for-engaging-in-intimate-act-with-lawn-chairs-271156751.html

Public nudity by itself will not get you arrested in Seattle, but police say one woman turned her nudity into indecent exposure when she committed a sex act with Beacon Hill family's lawn furniture.

According to police, nudity becomes criminal if it "causes a person to reasonably experience fear, alarm or concern." That was the case on August 4 when an "extremely intoxicated" 33-year-old woman wandered into a yard in the 78000 block of Beacon Avenue South.

With several members of a family looking on in horror, police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs."

She then began urinating on the lawn before "quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior, to the family inside the home," according to police.

There's a Seattle in Florida? Who knew?

[struggle4progress]

1. GRAPHIC WARNING

[pinboy3niner]

2. You had me at adirondack

[progressoid]

3. Oh come on. Who hasn't done that.