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(24,841 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)crunch60
(1,412 posts)denbot
(9,901 posts)Derp..
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)What?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Rosie1223
(2,013 posts)Like I have time to respond to stuff like this?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)It ain't just wise...it's smart, too!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Ptah
(33,037 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Ptah
(33,037 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Ptah
(33,037 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)bluedigger
(17,087 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)dimbear
(6,271 posts)The times make us so.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)benld74
(9,910 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)before that unfortunate you know what by you know who.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)Where does the answer show up? And does it help if I shake you up first?
rug
(82,333 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)"How much later?"
rug
(82,333 posts)And stop shaking my ass!
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)The trigger is my right index finger. The answer has to be derived from the redolence. A smell of strawberry indicates a yes answer and the smell of potpourri indicates a no answer. Anything else gets more complicated and is not unlike tasseography.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)I think if your ass gave me an answer, I'd be unable to understand it!
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)I didn't say it was going to be easy.
Believe it or not, the scent of smell is very highly evolved sense and is right up there with seeing and hearing. You can differentiate between hundreds of different smells, even if they are present in very minute quantities relative to other smells. Imagine how much information can be conveyed in a very short amount of time. The Greek priests shouldn't have been trying to interpret the words of the Oracle at Delphi. They should have been smelling their farts.
crunch60
(1,412 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)Your farts don't need interpretation, they need intervention
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)I rarely drink beer, but when I do it's only from the finest microbreweries available.
Words like "brilliant" and "epic" are frequently used to describe my flatulence.
When I fart in an elevator, people often break out spontaneously in song.
Strangers sometimes come up to me and ask to pull my finger.
siligut
(12,272 posts)And is that rare beer you drink really a Dos Equis?
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)The first thing I always say is he needs to stop drinking those goddam Dos Equis.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Jonathan Goldsmith doesn't fart because he eats his yogurt and rarely drinks beer. I shoulda known I'd run into a wise-ass in this thread, but you had me goin' there for a bit
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)but I ain't coppin' ta nuttin!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Bake
(21,977 posts)Got nothing better to do ...
Bake
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Rambis
(7,774 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Wise-ass!!!
Mopar151
(9,999 posts)"Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a wiseass!" Nonetheless, I humbly remain....
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)unionworks
(3,574 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Bladian
(475 posts)Fuckin' wise-asses...