*** gets her hammer out and adds yet another sign to the DU Lounge *** PLEASE READ!!!!

[LynneSin]

[geardaddy]

1. That's just an accident porn waiting to happen.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. Rush slept here.

[siligut]

3. Sex is no accident

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. accidental porn in slo-mo . . .

[siligut]

5. Food porn

[IMG][/IMG]

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/gooey-chocolate-croissant-bread-and-butter-pudding-with-creamy-ganache-and-a-pinch-of-rock-salt/

[meti57b]

16. seeing food that close-up does make it look sort of icky.

[siligut]

18. Food porn is supposed to be all-out blatant indulgent and often decadent

But it still supposed to be appetizing.

Here, this is for breakfast, I hope it doesn't look icky to you.

[IMG][/IMG]

[meti57b]

19. admittedly, that is just my personal "take" on it .....

as I sit here eating Kashi "O"s, (a dry cereal) with milk.

[zbdent]

6. I'd bet they don't allow cameras ...

[Denninmi]

7. That's funny. Reminds me of something we say in my house.

There is a utility pole right across from my living room picture window. It has some kind of big cable tv box on it.

Very often, we see Comcast guys out there, up in their bucket/cherry picker or just climbing the pole, working on the box. Happens night and day, but of course, it's worse at night, since they have the yellow strobe light flashing.

And, of course, the dog has to howl the entire time if he sees them through the window.

In my house, when they're out there in the wee hours of the night, we say "well, some Comcast customer must have had a Porn Emergency" -- their cable is out and they can't get their porn. Obviously, it's too important to wait until morning.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Do NOT take the janitorial job in that area.

[ohiosmith]

9. And THAT'S what happens when you screw around.

[HopeHoops]

10. Isn't that sign on 11/15 in Perry County?

[LynneSin]

11. Sorta but instead of 'PORN' it says 'METH'

[dimbear]

12. I suspect the sign painter had seen the internet spelling 'pron' once too often.

These things sink in after awhile.

[nolabear]

13. So if you have a wreck they film it and...

never mind. I don't want to go there.

[baldguy]

14. Rule 34 rears it's ugly head again.

And remember - ugly head is extra.

[OriginalGeek]

15. That looks like pretty loose dirt there

they better be careful so nobody gets a slipped dicks.

[RushIsRot]

17. Accidents cause people!