umm.....uummm

[backwoodsbob]

ummm

[backwoodsbob]

1. ommm

we are going out


good night everyone

[NightWatcher]

2. no sex threads

[A Simple Game]

3. Then what am I doing here? This OP needs a disclaimer. n/t

[antiquie]

4. Who drove?

[In_The_Wind]

31. ...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. First off I call BS on the whole thing and if it is true, she must not be very good, if you can post

at the same time. Can she not hold your attention any better than this?

Stupid and tacky. and I don't give a shit that you can afford to buy your wife a car
for her b'day. Maybe some here are impressed with this crap but, I think you are just childish and rude.

Had you donated the money to: http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/

that would have impressed liberal, progressive Democrats, as it is you seem to impress materialistic juveniles with some of the most tasteless crap to come through the Lounge in a while and, trust me, that is saying something.

So, kudos to you for setting the bar at a new low. Wear it well because it won't last long. It is a race to the bottom (!) in this dive.

[PasadenaTrudy]

6. +1 n/t

[riderinthestorm]

7. + another 1. Agree completely nt

[demmiblue]

8. +1 n/t

[backwoodsbob]

9. I love you too

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. Your wife has my deepest sympathy and from women everywhere: bless her heart.

Your performance art is sadly lacking in grace, talent or even originality.

This crap was done a long time ago by PG and BeBa.
They even did you one better because he was married to another woman at the time.

It was tacky then and it is tacky now.

Keep digging, dude.

Who knows you might reach China.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. I do not care what you or your Republican Wife think. You are a Troll and your wife is married to a

troll.

I don't know why you are still here posting your crap on this site. How you manage to get past juries and MIRt is beyond me.

Go back to the Cave where you belong.

[backwoodsbob]

20. first off I'm not a republican...we are both registered dems

second...if you take this place seriously you have issues.

If I wanted to be popular here I could make a new user name and post all the *right stuff* and within a month I could post that I took a crap and it would get 50 recs.

You take this place way too seriously but at least I know who's button I can push now

[JTFrog]

91. "at least I know who's button I can push now"

You take your chances buddy.

At least you've left a nice trail for the admins to ascertain your real purpose here.

[CreekDog]

99. Oh the feminist movement sucks?

Says you.

[LanternWaste]

126. This being Tuesday, it appears you're not a registered Democrat anymore...

"Tomorrow I change my voter id from Dem to Republican..."
http://www.discussionist.com/1016105221

This being Tuesday, it appears you're not a registered Democrat anymore. How's that going for you?

[R B Garr]

19. Haha. Does she know you also posted about your horny neighbors

who couldn't wait to take your pants off?

[backwoodsbob]

21. she sure does

any other questions?

[R B Garr]

34. lmao, that's just as believable as you stating the women are lined up

for you. I think you even said you were going to squeeze two in in one day. Serious lulz, pal.

[backwoodsbob]

38. can you post that link?

I want to know what two want a threesome with me

[R B Garr]

42. Wait. You just said your wife knows about the horny neighbors.

Now you say you want a link to your stories. Why don't you just ask your wife to refresh your memory since you said she knows all about it.

[backwoodsbob]

43. no I want a link where I said I was going to

squeeze in two women in a day in a serious context.

That's a pretty serious charge.

I've never cheated on my wife

[R B Garr]

44. Yes, ask your wife to refresh your memories.

She knows all about the horny neighbors. You just admitted it.

[backwoodsbob]

46. so I have horny neighbors

can you post the link where i said i was going to cheat on my wife?
Just more meltdown I guess

[R B Garr]

47. FFS, you just said your wife knows about your horny neighbors.

Looks like the meltdown is yours.

[backwoodsbob]

54. so I never said what you claimed

glad we cleaned that up

[R B Garr]

62. See Post #52. Since this thread is about one of your women servicing you

orally, just thought it would be good to point out all the other lucky gals you've bragged about.

[riderinthestorm]

52. I can. Here's the link. It's hard keeping your "stories" (cough) straight I know...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018635316

so now I have two female friends....this is getting weird


last night the girl below my stayed most of the night....just now I met the literal girl next door......she wants to come over later

This is interesting....i am getting more action in two days than i got in my last year of marriage

[backwoodsbob]

55. and we both know

that was when my wife and I were separated......That was in context to when I lived in an apartment alone......but of course you knew that.And yes when my wife and i were separated I dated...and as evil as it was I had sex with other women....OMG

And yes my wife knows about that too.....as I know when we were separated she had another man living with her for a few months.

Do you have anything scandalous you can post or are we going to drag out non stories and make things up out of context?

Can I dig through your posts and make shit up too like you just did with me?

[riderinthestorm]

58. Please point to anything in my post that indicates I'm making shit up about you

you asked for the link to a post indicating you'd (theoretically) screwed two women back to back.

I supplied it. That's all. I didn't imply anything about the propriety or impropriety of that action - mostly because I don't believe it at all (talk about whose making shit up...)

You denied it even theoretically happened. Wanted proof. I provided proof of that particular story.

I know. I know it's hard to keep the li...er, stories straight.

Feel free to have the last word. You're so not worth the effort.

[R B Garr]

60. Yeah, talk about context: You're saying your wife is laughing at people here,

so that was added to let her know she's being laughed at as well. Hahaha! I'll stop at that.

No one made anything up. You asked for a link or proof, and that's what you got -- thanks to riderinthe storm.

[CreekDog]

100. Infidelity is ok when separated?

[R B Garr]

59. Thank You, rider!

I'm not a good searcher or linker and I've got a lot going today. You nailed it!

[riderinthestorm]

61. Got yer back. I happened to remember that "story" as well

[cwydro]

66. Thanks rider!

This is hilarious!

All I know is that if I was as busy as this poster brags about being...I would not be posting on DU!

[riderinthestorm]

71. Yeah, sex machine that he is, I'm shocked, shocked! He's still able to post

i mean, after giving his wife a NEW CAR!!!!

He's just gonna get jumped like a mad thing yet here he is posting away...no snuggling, cuddling or spending quality time with her after he got his today...

Must.Get.On.DU.To.Brag

[ScreamingMeemie]

73. We, the Jury... decided to give him a break.

On Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:45 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

the posture and stance of the girl on the right
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=746040

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

I'm not sure how many ways this guy can be inappropriate, but he's pushing the limit. And it's time to close this thread down.

JURY RESULTS

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Apr 4, 2015, 07:59 PM, and the Jury voted 7-0 to HIDE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: I agree: hide. And lock the thread too. Yuck.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: This photo may very well be the poster's daughter. Boot this guy!
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: I agree, this thread has gone off the rails. I don't know about hiding all the other posts but this one seems more like collateral damage. Given the context of the thread it comes across as hurtful and sent the way of a poster who hadn't lobbed anything as acerbic or over the top.
Threads like this make me wonder.
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Wow. What the hell is this guy doing posting at DU? Hide, and then turn around and hide it again.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #7 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Yet I get the feeling, in context, calling the other poster a pedophile is exactly what was the intent here.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[riderinthestorm]

79. LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!

Made my night!

[cwydro]

88. Terrific jury!

Glad to see it.

[R B Garr]

86. WHOA! Great jury, great hide. Thx for posting that.

Can't get much creepier than his comment. Eeeew.

[cwydro]

75. Lol!

This thread is priceless.



Now, if somebody gave me a new canoe...

[backwoodsbob]

10. oh and just to make you even madder

Monday I put in an application for a new job.A customer of my wife said to put his name on the app then call him so he can get hr to pull the app and get me an interview.He's the production manager so I'm basically in.
It's a union job and my scale will put me over 75k.ad that to my wifes pay......she is a store manager.....and we will hit close to 150k.

I'll buy me a new car too

And I don't donate to doctors without borders.....I donate to my local PAWS and our local shelter but thanks for asking

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. I don't care what you do or who you do it with. eom

[backwoodsbob]

13. you care enough to reply

I have an admirer...it's so sweet.I may donate a dollar to DWB in your name

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. fuck off.

[Logical]

17. LOL, it is the lounge. Classy! :-)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. and you can join him.

dumbass.

yes, It is the Lounge on a Democratic Message Board.

About time some Women starting speaking up.

We drink here, too you know.

you want Free Speech?

This is what it looks like.

[Logical]

24. Something tells me you are reacting to other posts. Temper Temper! :-)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. something tells me that for once on here, I am being PROACTIVE

and standing up in the Lounge and saying my say.

You don't like it. Go back to GD or DI or The Cave. all three (thank you Lee Mercer, Jr)

I really don't care where you go or what you do, either.

[Logical]

28. LOL, you are really cracking me up. LOL, like a 5 year old. No idea what you are whining about......

send me am IM, let me know how you really feel! LOL.

[Logical]

41. LOL, please post a link to any right wing post I have made! And you are at work? Not.....

working much.

[backwoodsbob]

33. someone has a sad

can I do something to make you feel better?

Maybe post a video of us eating t-bones or something?

[LanternWaste]

128. You and old Backwoods Bob seem to have be two peas in a pod.

You and old Backwoods Bob seem to have be two peas in a pod. Relish in your good company, and rationalize it for anything other than what it illustrates...

[Logical]

129. Hey, its repeat subject guy! What does two peas in a pod mean? nt

[pintobean]

130. Oh, for Pete's sake

No, wait...

[ohnoyoudidnt]

29. :-)

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Wow, "Fuck Off"? Please hide.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Apr 4, 2015, 05:37 PM, and the Jury voted 2-5 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Seen a lot worse said to and about legal gun owners. And a jury let it stand.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Not sure what I walked in on here but "fuck off" does get a hide on DU.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Normally I would hide this, but this thread is so stupid that I think they should be allowed to fight it out a little bit more. She isn't saying, "Fuck you!", she is just telling that person to 'fuck off' which is sometimes appropriate given certain circumstances.

Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: What's the problem? He should fuck off.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Acting like a five year old. Personal attack.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Voting leave under the little known du clause - douchebag majeure. All bets are off and this party is not liable.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[demmiblue]

30. #7 speaking the truth!

Edit: #4 gets the runner up trophy.

[backwoodsbob]

35. that may be the greatest overall jury comments ever

love it

[oneshooter]

40. Jury results

On Sat Apr 4, 2015, 05:25 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

fuck off.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=745866

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Wow, "Fuck Off"? Please hide.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Apr 4, 2015, 05:37 PM, and the Jury voted 2-5 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Seen a lot worse said to and about legal gun owners. And a jury let it stand.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Not sure what I walked in on here but "fuck off" does get a hide on DU.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Normally I would hide this, but this thread is so stupid that I think they should be allowed to fight it out a little bit more. She isn't saying, "Fuck you!", she is just telling that person to 'fuck off' which is sometimes appropriate given certain circumstances.

Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: What's the problem? He should fuck off.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Acting like a five year old. Personal attack.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Voting leave under the little known du clause - douchebag majeure. All bets are off and this party is not liable.

[cwydro]

67. Sure. nt

[cyberswede]

85. It's uncouth to discuss money, and especially one's salary.

Quelle surprise.

[seabeyond]

18. he clearly has no interest in the greater good of du for sure, as he often states on DI.

i mean, sitting boldly on another site, seeing the trash he can create, does not leave us clueless, for sure.

a little sunshine for the dregs of a thread.




i am going out to play....

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. sadly it is my weekend to work else, I would be out in my yard.

My yard is finally getting established this year. Good to see you

[seabeyond]

26. ....

[backwoodsbob]

27. can you do us all a favor

and link to where I said on DI that I troll DU?

This should be good.

I openly admit I'm not much of a dem anymore but I'd like to see the post on DI where I say I troll DU

[seabeyond]

32. does it look or sound like i would waste my time?

[backwoodsbob]

36. no it doesn't

but you seem good at wasting your time making claims you can't back up.

Guess it's a game some people play

[LiberalElite]

39. ok time for my two cents -

no troll ever comes out and says "I'm a troll." Anonymously stirring the pot and getting people riled is the whole MO of being a troll.

[In_The_Wind]

45. like this recent example:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018745639

[backwoodsbob]

48. the funny thing is I'm not a troll

I'm a registered dem...I have voted straight dem at the state and national level since 1988.
I probably donate more time and money to our local shelters than any other person on this site.

I just don't take this stuff seriously anymore.
This site is just a popularity contest now and I have no interest in winning it.

I could start a new user name and post all the things I do and have done for our local no kill shelter and all the donations that I make and *play nice* and I would be one of the most popular users here.

THAT is what makes it so funny.I could *play nice* and post all the things I do for our local animals and I would get rec after rec....I don't care.

DU USED to matter....we really did things here and helped with issues......now it is just a popularity contest that I don't care to win

[LiberalEsto]

49. In the interests of peace

IMHO using the word rape unnecessarily is not funny. Please, please think about not using it for humor.

It is time that the word was phased out, except to talk about the actual crime, the same way enlightened people here on DU are trying to phase out words like "retard" or "fag." We're better than that, aren't we?

Rape is not funny. Neither is torture. Some people are extremely bothered by use of the word where another word would do the job.

People who use this word gratuitously would probably be sensitive to it, if they had ever been raped, or known someone close who had been.

The fact that some folks get so angry about it is because they are very sensitive about this horrible crime. I can't blame them for how they feel. Maybe some appear to overreact, but how can we see inside their heads and feel the depth of their trauma?

love,
LE

[steve2470]

50. +10000000000000000 nt

[backwoodsbob]

51. you are right

it was a very bad use of a word and I meant it in a way that was completely the opposite of it's intent and I apologize.

It was a word play on me and the wife...she got a new car...I knew we were going to have sex.....I didn't mean to offend anyone.

I was just having fun with a good moment with my wife and didn't mean to offend anyone

that said......those who took it over the top?......my apology doesn't extend to you

[cwydro]

68. Well said.

Thank you.

[mentalsolstice]

57. Does the No Kill shelter know?

Do they know you tied a pet dog to a tree and shot and killed it? Why do you continue to post at DU, knowing how reviled you are? Performance art? Trolling?

[riderinthestorm]

53. +1000. Agreed. I just came inside to start dinner on a beautiful IL spring day

and here you are posting a field of sunflowers.



Hope all is well sea!

[cwydro]

64. + 1000

I read last night's post, and thought...wtf?

Ya gotta tell folks that you have to buy someone a car to get laid?

Oh dear me.

[NuclearDem]

119. ...

[mentalsolstice]

63. Please answer my question about how you tied a pet dog to a tree

And shot it. And you don't understand why you're not popular at DU? And then there are the other posts about cruelty to pets you currently have. And the whole thing about how you're God's gift to women...oh please? The post of your picture, shirtless, not impressed. Basically, most women, myself included, go for a lot more than what you offer. You know, things like intelligence, humor, respect, kindness (again killing the dog would have been a no go for me). I don't give a shit about my husband buying me a car, if he did it wouldn't be a jump his bones event, and thankfully he wouldn't expect such. We don't trade sex for expensive presents.

Maybe this will get a hide from a jury, but I don't give a shit.

[NV Whino]

65. The "gentleman" in question can no longer post in this thread

It's time to let this thread die.

[mentalsolstice]

70. Maybe it's time to artfully start a new thread.

I want answers.

[mentalsolstice]

80. I don't see any hides in this thread...please explain. nt

[cwydro]

69. He tied a dog to a tree and shot it???

And he posted about this horridness?

Oh wow.

Don't sent me the link because I would not open it.

I think I know all I need to know about this person.

Bragging about "getting raped", bragging about neighbors seducing him, bragging about how much money he and wifey make, bragging about cars, and sadly, thinking it is somehow a feather in his cap that his wife will "service" him when he gives her material possessions.

Poor guy. Wow. just wow.

[mentalsolstice]

72. I was gut punched coming into the lounge

And reading his post about killing his dog. Some have defended him, whenever it's mentioned, that we're bullying, and it's inappropriate for the lounge. Well, I felt bullied that day that I wandered into the lounge and saw his post describing how he tied up a dog and shot it. And he's still here...posting shit.

[cwydro]

74. Glad I didn't see it.

I would have felt just as you did.

I trash all animal cruelty threads immediately anyway, but even the title can be too much.

[mentalsolstice]

76. I'm also confused about letting the thread die because he has a hide.

So far I don't see any hides, locked posts.

[Tobin S.]

77. The OP has a hidden post upthread, post #56.

It was unanimous.

[ScreamingMeemie]

78. There was a hide.

I served on the jury, so he's got a little more time to enjoy his new car.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=746040

[mentalsolstice]

82. Show us the jury results

And please let us know which juror you were.

[Ptah]

83. Jury results here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018745649#post73

[ScreamingMeemie]

84. I did... upthread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=746095

#4.... don't really know why that would really be needed, but there it is.

[cwydro]

81. Yeah, I wondered about that too.

Let the thread thrive so all can see how wealthy and sexually desirable (after gift giving) the OP is!

Goodness gracious, I know if I was getting all that loving, I sure would be on the computer talking about it!

Oh. Wait.

No I wouldn't.

[mentalsolstice]

87. I continually wonder why he's still alive here. nt

[mentalsolstice]

89. And so this POS is allowed to live on DU.

okay.

[denbot]

90. Hmmm, this thread needs more napalm.

Or possibly cowbell.

denbot reports, you decide.

[boston bean]

93. Why isn't this poster flagged for review?

Poster has two hidden posts within 24 hours:

Yet, is not flagged for review....

Profile information

Gender: Male
Hometown: South Carolina

About backwoodsbob

Statistics and Information

Account status: Active

Not sure why he isn't flagged....

[pintobean]

94. The Easter exception.

[Starry Messenger]

95. Gosh, your usual defenders seem to have Skipped.

[CreekDog]

96. Which Skip?

Or does it matter?

[Starry Messenger]

97. Have we ever seen them at the same time?

Ooo!

[NYC_SKP]

107. Super Powers, Baby!

Gots to love some!

[pinboy3niner]

108. Yeah, but not everybody...

...has a pet tapir like you do.

[NYC_SKP]

109. Exactly! Oh, you should have seen him today with the family all here!

I thought Aunt Edna was going to choke on her mint julep!

[pinboy3niner]

110. Aunt Edna never heard of turn signals?

[NYC_SKP]

111. Aunt Edna: "Look, Jerry's got something, looks like a log or, er, Oh My Lord!"

Jerry gets excited around strangers that way.

[pinboy3niner]

112. Maybe Aunt Edna should drop the sexy stuff and start dressing her age

[NYC_SKP]

113. Well, I didn't want to say all that....

...but it's true. Jerry is gonna be Jerry.

Actually, I think she might have been flattered by the attention.

[CreekDog]

116. Actually, backwoodsbob impresses me

He remembers so much about his dreams, it's just incredible!

[pintobean]

98. But most of the usual crowd

who can't resist a good pile-on showed up.

Yay, the lounge rocks!

[Kali]

101. sorry

this troll deserves more than anybody here could pile up/on. only skinner can solve this matter and why he hasn't, I do NOT understand.

[pintobean]

103. Yeah, I don't really care.

My post is accurate.

[Kali]

104. trolling gets what trolling is after

[Starry Messenger]

105. Well, you always show up...so

[cyberswede]

106. Is pointing out douchebaggery by a douchebag "piling on?"

The dude's a troll, and trolls earn what they get.

The Lounge rocks just fine till dickbags like this guy show up and take a dump in the middle of it.

[CreekDog]

115. Well let's talk substance then

Didn't you decide that climate change was not happening primarily because you thought it could change what kind of light bulbs you'd be able to buy?

[pintobean]

117. WTF?

Yeah, you're dropping a substance alright.

[Starry Messenger]

121. Careful. The OP might shoot that one.

[pintobean]

122. Or, himself

in the foot
http://www.discussionist.com/1016105221

[Starry Messenger]

124. Shocker.

Most of us figured that out years ago.

[Kali]

102. you are a fucking creep and a troll

I doubt you are even married, but heaven help her if you are. same for you pets. you should be banned from DU for trolling, for not being "much of a dem" and especially just for being a total asshole.

you contribute nothing to the discussions here and you totally make the Lounge suck. Stay out.

[sakabatou]

114. What?

[Ahpook]

123. This guy is a Rabble-Rouser

Ignore the fucker , he will go away

[mentalsolstice]

125. No he won't!

Last edited Sun May 31, 2015, 09:48 PM - Edit history (2)

Yeah, for those us of who have been traumatized by his posts, we can put him on ignore. However, that doesn't save newer members who wander into the Lounge, thinking it's a fun place, and then getting subjected to this guy's bragging cruelty to his wife and pets.

Skinner, et al, needs to put this one to death, much more humanely than he did his dog.

Eta: Sometimes I think the admins allow certain shit to go on for entertainment value. Otherwise, I can't think of a reason why this guy has been allowed to stay here for so long. Skinner, care to answer?

[demmiblue]

127. I think it is funny that you have to buy your wife a car in order to get laid.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

131. He is on a time-out due to the number of posts he's had hidden.

He cannot post for now.

Check his profile for more details.

[pintobean]

132. Have you seen this DI thread?

http://www.discussionist.com/1016105221

It's the reason this thread is being kicked.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

133. I hadn't seen that.

It's pretty disgusting. I think Skinner should revoke his membership here.

[pintobean]

134. Here's what Skinner had to say on the subject

Tue May 13, 2014, 02:09 PM

Star Member Skinner (60,334 posts)
20. DU members will not get banned from DU because of something they post on Discussionist.

I can only imagine one exception: If someone on Discussionist admits that they are trolling Democratic Underground -- and if we have rock-solid proof that they are in fact same person -- then we will ban that person from Democratic Underground as an admitted troll.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10133832#post20

It should be interesting if Bob returns to DU after his time-out.