So You want to play some golf ?

[jakeXT]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/03/alligator-invades-golf-course-in-florida

[PoliticAverse]

1. I think that qualifies as a 'natural Hazard'. n/t

[jakeXT]

2. I don't want to be right-handed in this situation /nt

[LynneSin]

7. If you try to claim your golf ball you might just end up being 'right-handed' forever...

unless you grab it with your right hand then you'd be left-handed

[steve2470]

3. The headlines on Google News just slay me: Terrifying, Gigantic, Monstrous, Dino-like

Too too funny. Like me (a native Floridian) writing a headline about the big snowstorms up north:

"Life Threatening Snow Bombards Northeast".

[BootinUp]

4. Alligator Golf. Could be the next thing. lol.

[Lochloosa]

5. We call that a Movable Obstruction down here...The note at the end is there in case he eats it...

24-1. Movable Obstruction

A player may take relief, without penalty, from a movable obstruction as follows:

a. If the ball does not lie in or on the obstruction, the obstruction may be removed. If the ball moves, it must be replaced, and there is no penalty, provided that the movement of the ball is directly attributable to the removal of the obstruction. Otherwise, Rule 18-2a applies.

b. If the ball lies in or on the obstruction, the ball may be lifted and the obstruction removed. The ball must through the green or in a hazard be dropped, or on the putting green be placed, as near as possible to the spot directly under the place where the ball lay in or on the obstruction, but not nearer the hole.

The ball may be cleaned when lifted under this Rule.

When a ball is in motion, an obstruction that might influence the movement of the ball, other than equipment of any player or the flagstick when attended, removed or held up, must not be moved.

(Exerting influence on ball – see Rule 1-2)

Note: If a ball to be dropped or placed under this Rule is not immediately recoverable, another ball may be substituted.

[brendan120678]

6. Sure, I'll play. I just need like a 30 handicap...

Per hole.

I ain't fraid of no gaters.

[olddots]

8. thats just the miniture golf coarse