Greeting from Orlando, where the weather is warm enough to pleasure yourself on a suburban street!

[KamaAina]

http://happyplace.someecards.com/a-feminine-touch/masturbating-woman-stops-traffic-offends-people-driving-a-lexus/

31-year-old Amie Carter took a bunch of unknown drugs and/or alcohol and strolled naked down an Orlando street until she faced off with a couple driving a Lexus. That's when her sense of self-romance struck and she began to masturbate, much to the horror of the of those inside the luxury vehicle, as well as those now stuck in traffic behind it.

After she "finished," she climbed onto the hood of the Lexus, stomped on the roof, and then threw her cell phone at the car behind her. ...

I find this all to be very circumstantial. Maybe she wasn't masturbating. She didn't have any pockets, isn't it possible she was just looking for her keys?

I hope she gets off.

[NightWatcher]

1. Wow, the look on her face just screams "sexual frustration"

and "drugs", definitely drugs.

[In_The_Wind]

2. Actually it's screaming "Won't someone please help me".

[Kaleva]

3. And people are still trying to claim that drugs are bad for you.

Without drugs, I highly doubt the lady would have been able to climax out in the middle of the street.

[HappyMe]

4. Paging Mr. Mackey..

[Throd]

7. Maybe she saw this:

[onethatcares]

5. uh,

I think she already "got off". But since I wasn't there, it's all supposition.

[flying rabbit]

6. Looks like she was fingered for

this crime.